>"Are you Anon? We must inspect all of your eIectronic materials. If you have anything encrypted, you must give us your passwords or else you will be taken into custody until you decide to comply. Do you understand? Follow me, the police are waiting for you."
>>38260674
Oh, I don't think so...
*gives firm handshake*
All I've got with me is a crossbow, a rifle, no scope - I don't have the 700 for the scope - some heavy armor, a LAM, this beer, a smart lockpick is always handy, a nanotech tool, my knife, 10mm ammo, tranquilizer darts, a pistol and an electric prod.
>>38260674
>he doesn't want to disgust normies with his weird porn
Officer Dickhead wanted to see my g/fur collection so badly, let him reap what he sows.
>customs officer asks me to open up my laptop for a minute
>opens up to a loli with a futa dick fucking a 1000 year old shota dragon
>shitty memes
>reaction images
>smug anime faces
>some books
>55 pictures of my waifu
>some mildly erotic 2D animu ladies
am i being detained
>>38261007
He should give you a firm handshake for your excellent taste.
>>38261032
>>55 pictures of my waifu
Man. And I was feeling guilty because I have less than a gigabyte.