>mfw finding you don't get square eyes by watching too

>>38260371
>Need glasses
>"You need glasses because you're always staring at that stupid nintendo thing"
>Go to specsavers
>My mother asks the optician if video games damage your eyesight
>"There's no evidence to say they do"
>Look at her with a shit eating grin for the rest of the time we're there

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>>38260371
>mfw finding out my parents DID adopt me and they DIDN'T love me

>dont drink so much milk,your breast will get bigger
>4 years later and my breast are still the same

Wtf they lied to me.

I'm always interested in hearing the kind of shit people tell their children and wondering if it was "for their own good" and they know it's dumb or if they actually believed it themselves.

>>38260736
Drink estrogen instead.

>>38260371
"Don't you ever raise your voice at me ever again"

You'll have kids

>>38260821
No. I am not fucking up what my.parents gave me. I will just have to deal with wearing girls clothes instead.

>>38261245
your parents gave you breasts?