have any of your parents had the 'sex talk' with you?

they tried to but when they started talking i said "I go to public school" and they walked out

>>38259876
no

no they have not

>parents giving you the talk

You have to be inept to ever actually need the birds and the bees talk.

>>38259876
with the internet "the talk" is going to be lesser and lesser. for me though no my parents did not.

Yep.
It was the summer break after first year of middle school. Just before the school year had ended, in June, I'd (re)discovered masturbation - I'd experimented with porn and masturbation a year prior at the recommendation of a friend, but hadn't managed to climax with a twelve-year-old dick and it seemed kinda weird anyway. Being a non-outdoorsy, non-gregarious kind of guy, I spent the break behind my computer, masturbating, of course. My mom once walked in on me doing it, and boy, was she pissed.
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
>"u-uh, s-scratching my balls, I promise I won't do it again aaaah"
>"YEAH, SURE, GET THE FUCK OUT AND WALK THE DOG FOR AN HOUR"
>get back
>get yelled at for having come 20 minutes early
Some time after dad got back from work, he asked me if I wouldn't go for a walk, I said yes, and we went out to the hills overlooking our town. It was awkward as fuck, with me getting told "hey, don't run away" anytime I walked too fast. Here's some memorable quotes:
>So, uh, we're sensitive people, so we won't name it, but that thing you did is normal and I did it too, at your age...
>It's just that you should look for women in your closest surroundings, your class, not in your computer.
I washed it down with more 3D porn and rule 34 of Skyrim. I also fell in love with a 2D girl at 16, so I guess I never took it to heart.