>you wake up >you are 12 again >go outside >see this

>go outside
>suddenly live in Ex-Soviet shithole
Obviously kill myself immediately.

I'M NOT A PEDO

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>>38259838
Beat the shit out of them because at the time i was a 4th degree black belt in ju jitsu.

>>38259838
Fight, obviously. You either fight or die back in those times, comrade.

>>38259861
>not sniffing glue with your bros
>not skipping school with a hot low class girl with an abusive family and drink vodka in a park and then fuck in some apartment staircase which stinks of piss
>not getting her hooked on heroin
>not offering a veteran a bottle of vodka if he tells you stories from WW2
>not being patriotic for Rossiya
>not cursing at Westerners in DOTA
>not hacking the West
>not singing WW2 songs while drunk
>not bad-mouthing the government, while simultaneously loving the government
Do you even Ivan?