My parents are making me go to China due to western upbringing

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>>38257067
"We already talked about this, Chang. It's for your own good."

>>38257082
Why can't you just let me be myself dad? I don't want to do this

lol wow. well, maybe things will be better over there

>>38257067
Why do you keep making this thread over and over again? What do you expect to change from making threads in r9k?

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>>38257095
"Get on the plane, Shinji."

>>38257101
Maybe ill meet a qt working the iphone factory

>>38257113
Yo cant fucking make me, dad

Be a white man whore gigilo. Find a wealthy chink girl who will take you in just for the white dick

>>38257147
But all chinese people are poor, remember?

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visit comfy villages

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>hes gonna work for foxconn
might as well kill yourself now

>>38257166
Comfy my ass. That looks like a touristy hell

>>38257112
An original girlfriend

Even more originality

>>38257067
In b4 someone makes a bomb threat on his flight. Ya done goofed

>>38257199
Cool story bro


Dhe

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>>38257189
what about comfy Chinese mountains?

>>38257181
Why would i do that when i can look forward to jumping into the nets to relieve boredom

>>38257228
That is quite comfy desu

>>38257228
What does a Chinaman call this?

A: Dinner and a show.

Implant memes into the iPhones

>>38257181
Isn't that too short to kill yourself? Unless you hit head first and even then still might survive as a vegetable.

>>38257430
>might survive as a vegetable.
that only happens in western countries because psychopath doctors think saving lives is the end all be all of their job. they don't care that your life will be bottom of the barrel and fraught with medical bills.... they got paid saving you and that's what matters.

china will just leave you suffering on the street until you die.

>>38257655
that only happens in western countries because psychopath doctors think saving lives is the end all be all of their job.
A huge part of my job is convincing family members to finally let their vegetable relatives go. I don't know any doctors who want their patients to continue suffering on the machine

>>38257655
>>38257870
Oops, failed the greentext, posting on a phone

>>38257115
Unironically this is all you have to look forward to, that's the only reason I would bother having my lungs destroyed in China OP.
Yellow fever raises every asian girl that isn't korean 4 points minimum in my books.