>insert chip debit card >wait 5 seconds >"would

>live in a country with no cable company monopolies and fast, cheap and plentiful internet
>have NFC enabled card
>touch card reader with wallet
>"Beep, payment accepted"
>take my stuff and go
or if its over 25 eurobucks
>insert card
>punch in PIN
>wait 0,5-1 second(s)
>BEEP
>remove card
>take my stuff and go
Americlaps, eh?

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>insert chip credit card
>"is x amount ok?"
>hit yes
>wait 5 seconds
>BEEP BEEP BEEP PLEASE REMOVE YOUR CARD

>Being a debit card pleb.

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>insert chip card
>20 seconds processing
>BEEEEP
>put pin in
>another 20 seconds
>BEEEP
>no cashback
>30 second wait
>BEEEP
>no receipt
>BEEEEP
>insufficient funds

>>38256917
Move to a country with better internet

It's all a small price to pay to avoid human interaction

>>38256790
>not doing cash back so you can stop at the party store and get some beers or something and pay cash to avoid the whole fucking chip thing

ishygddt

Only dumb fucks use debit cards.

I can't stand when people ask me to get them shit and whip out a debit card. That's so goddamn stupid. You're throwing money away. I got about ~$500 cash back between all my cards last year. You people got nothing. Debit cards are for turbo autists and idiots who are too afraid of credit cards.

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*blocks ur transaction*
how can swipe bois even compete

>>38257017
Or people who don't want credit card debt you fucking retard.

>>38256862
>shekels can be stolen through your pants and wallet at any time

Wow. Real secure technology there. What dumbfuck came up with that?

>>38257064
Just have a wallet with NFC protection (or get a card with no NFC)

>>38257017
Or people who don't live in United Stated of Drumpf where you need to be in debt so the banks will give you loans. In non-retarded countries the banks look at your employment history, education, monthly salary, savings etc.

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>paying with debit card
>cashier asks for my card
>somehow don't hear that
>attempt to stick it into the thing where you type in pin like usually
>spend a good 5 seconds trying to find the opening
>mfw

I can never go back there again

>>38257042
you dont have debt if you pay the statement balance every month. you get no cash back from debit and if someone steals from your debit account you're probably fucked.

i could leave my credit cards on my car's dash and leave the doors unlocked.

>americans
Try living in a country with non-shit internet provider
>>38257064
We have had these cards in the UK for a while now. If they were as much trouble as you say they are, they would have been already pulled.

>>38257415
that makes no sense
uour bank protects you from theft from a stolen or lost debit card
???????
credit is just debt

>>38256790
>please enter your pin
>beepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep

Most annoying thing I've ever experienced.

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>>38257042
>hurr durr credit cards are bad

>>38256790
I use cash so they can't track what shops I go to and what I buy

>>38257201
I once pushed my card into to swipe part of it