>Go to supermarket >buy something for 5 pounds >pay

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2017-07-09 05:45:34 Post No. 38256584
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 05:45:34 Post No. 38256584 [Report]

>Go to supermarket
>buy something for 5 pounds
>pay in pennies and small change
>meticulously count it out at the cashier
>make sure im one penny off

who else is /DEVILISH/ today anons?

Anonymous 2017-07-09 06:27:42 Post No.38257252
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 06:27:42 Post No.38257252 [Report]

>>38256584
>cashier tell me to have a nice day
>dont

oregano cum meat

Anonymous 2017-07-09 06:30:34 Post No.38257309
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 06:30:34 Post No.38257309 [Report]

>go to gamestop with $17 in quarters
>buys a Steam gift card
>cashier miscounts it as $21
>get $1 extra and a steam gift card

Anonymous 2017-07-09 06:35:52 Post No.38257397
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>go to market early in the morning
>get steak and other seafood
>go to self check out
>weight it all as bananas
>paying pocket change for fat tbones and swordfish

Anonymous 2017-07-09 06:43:58 Post No.38257534
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>>38256584
>go into public bathroom
>hear someone pooping
>switch light off as i leave

Anonymous 2017-07-09 06:46:37 Post No.38257578
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 06:46:37 Post No.38257578 [Report]

>>38256584
>driving down road
>see car behind another car with turn signal to switch to left lane where I'm at
>speed up to block him

Anonymous 2017-07-09 06:51:27 Post No.38257644
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>>38257578
you absolute mastermind anon

Anonymous 2017-07-09 07:11:44 Post No.38257962
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>ask friend to lend me his AGS on runescape 07
>low alch it

Anonymous 2017-07-09 07:16:14 Post No.38258047
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 07:16:14 Post No.38258047 [Report]

>>38257962
Id fucking kill you anon. id go absolutely ape shit

Anonymous 2017-07-09 07:16:29 Post No.38258051
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>sell weed to college students
>tell them to never text me, only call
>give them the non-emergency campus police number instead of mine

Anonymous 2017-07-09 07:54:04 Post No.38258754
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 07:54:04 Post No.38258754 [Report]

>>38258051
thats genius anon

any results?

Anonymous 2017-07-09 08:05:36 Post No.38258953
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Anonymous 2017-07-09 08:05:36 Post No.38258953 [Report]

>>38258051
>be him
>customers call the number
>"hello?"
>"hey anon, this is Chad. I want to buy some of your good weed again!"
>"hmmm how much weed did I sell you last time?"
> "like a pound"
> you both get busted
anon you are a real genius human bean