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>finally work up enough courage to try and ask a girl out
>she says yes
>im a complete mess, but she says its cute
>she keeps laughing at my jokes even when im not trying to be funny
>she holds my hand and holds me close while walking to the movie theater
>she keeps touching me, making me uncomfortable
>we see spiderman, share a popcorn, she hogs the tub the entire time
>she grabs my hand and puts it on her inner thigh, "It's ok Anon, you can touch me back."
>red in the face with embarassment and ringing in my ears the entire time
>she drags me back to her place
>she goes on to say again how cute I am acting, being all shy and bashful as she starts kissing me
>i push her off and stutter out the words "I'd ra-ra-rather take i-it slow, I want my f-first time to be special"
>she becomes visibly angry and tells me to fuck off and leave
>yells faggot from her balcony as I drive home in tears
why are women like this? my virginity is something precious to me, I've gone this long and remained pure, I just want someone else to cherish the moment with me, not berate me for being a virgin
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>>38256503
A true robot is a true faggot
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Things that never happened thread, my favorite kind!
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You just called her not special after she tried her best for you, you are a faggot.
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>>38256700
she wasn't special tho, just some thot off of tinder, if she hadn't been so sexually aggressive, i would have been more comfortable and not living in hell
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>>38256770
>Dating thots on tinder
>Doesn't want or expect sex
How does your brain function? I actually want to know.
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>>38256822
I expected sex, just not that easily.
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Please tell me this is joke, I can understand the ''I want my first time to be special'', but going as far as to reject a girl like that is just asking for it. But don't worry robot, went through a similar situation, ended in kind of the same way.
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How'd you like spider-man OP?
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>>38256503
Atleast you were brave enough to ask a girl out. Be proud, most of us haven'r talked to women in months...
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>>38257002
I don't know, it was ok from the scenes I could pay attention too. the vulture seemed really cool
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>>38256860
>not that easily
leave normaroo arooo
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At least you finished the movie, right OP?
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>>38256503
That's why you don't date sluts OP.
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