>Parents yelling at me again >Slam door in anger >Force

it not laughter its your mother crying

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>>38256092
"Champ, your mother and I have been getting worried about you. We think it'd help if you went outside more and got a job. I'm taking you to look for one, and I won't take no for an answer. It's as easy as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you want the job."

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>tfw you realize that people have impressions of you when you're upset that they do in private

>>38256140

CREATE AN ACCOUNT
CREATE AN ACCOUNT
ANSWER A SURVEY
HEY JUST SO YOU KNOW WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SELL YOUR INFORMATION TO THE NSA AND INTERNET ADVERTISERS
HEHE YOU REALLY WANT THAT WAGIE DISHWASHING JOB GOY, SING FOR YOUR SUPPER

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>>38256140

"Anon, when I was your age I went down to the local country store and told the owner I would work for two weeks for free. He was so impressed by my self-esteem and character, he gave me a hearty handshake there on the spot and at the end of that two weeks, he offered me my full pay."

"Why don't you just buy a house and work at the steel mill in some town? That's what your mother and I did when we got married at 22."

"You know, your generation has to pay for our social security, and I haven't received my check yet son. Hurry up, sunday brunch at the golf course ends at 11."