>>Ibrahim's harem was full of young, nubile, girls from around the world. But after a while, the slender things from Russia and the Balkans didn't do it for him anymore. One day Ibrahim happened to see the genitalia of a female cow. Pleased by what he saw, Ibrahim had a gold cast made and, hoping to find a human match to the bovine privates, he ordered his aides to "bring him the fattest woman in the world." They did their best, finding a 300 pound Armenian girl named "Sugar Cube" (Sechir Para, or more literally translated "Sweet Lump of Sugar"). Ibrahim loved her and spent many a night curled in her large arms.It wasn't long until the big woman had gained power over Ibrahim equal only to that of her girth. It would be Sugar Cube who would spell the final downfall of Ibrahim the Mad
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I hope you know that youve got me reading about mad rulers in history now. Lucky bastard though, he could have any woman he wanted.