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21 yr old Ausfag
>Be me this morning
>Partied hard the night before
>Wake up with a hangover
>"I'll fix this"
>Break out my weed and smoking lamp
>Sit on my dunny throne and take a big greasy hungover deuce
>With bong in hand i rip a hotone
>"Ahh thats better"
>Got to ash the cone piece in the dunny
>Move my Johnson to the side
>And then i drop my cone piece straight down into my toilet
>Immediately the seen from trainspotting comes to mind (pic related)
>Laugh my ass off for 5 mins
>All of a sudden come to the realization i have to make a hard choice
>Flush or dive in?
Continue?
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big dirty self bump
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Fish it out, anon. It's what Renton would do.
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OP
>Think hard for a lil bit
>"Its my own shit right?"
>Slowly move my hand down to the toilets murky depths
>My hand slowly slides through the shit like Moses parting a brown sea
>Start to slowly fish around gagging as i go
>Suddenly i strike metal "this is it!"
>Pull the shining shit covered cone piece from the bowl
>Immediately douse my shit covered hand and the cone piece in half a bottle of iodine, soap and rinse
> Load another wipe my ass and flush
gee life is strange
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