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>Be 21
>Haven't had a girlfriend since I was 19
>Used to have decent luck with girls
>Had 3 longterm relationships (1.5, 1.5 and 2.5 years respectively)
>Last girlfriend was by far my favorite, we'll call her PP (her initials)
>We got along incredibly well, not to sound too gushy but she was my ideal gf
>Only got in 1 fight over the 2.5 years we dated
>She was two grades below me, but honestly more mature than 90% of kids in my grade, me included
>Have only talked to her maybe 4-5 times in the 2 years since we broke up
>Broke up because I moved 5 hours away for college and we didn't wanna drag it out with long distance
>Not hung-up on her really though
>It was great while it lasted but we agreed we were gonna break up when I moved like 6 months before the actual move
>Was home to celebrate the 4th and my birthday (2nd)
>Talking to my mom she brings up PP
>Asks how she's doing
>Tell her we haven't talked in nearly a year
>Every time we talk I remember how great she is and it bums me out
>Decide to text her to catch up and see how things are going
>We talk and agree to meet up and chill on the 4th
>She says I can come over to her house
>Says her parents will be out til that night
>???
>Drive to her house and stop at CVS to pick up condoms just in case
>Get there and meet her outside
>She asks if I wanna go on a walk
>Sure
>We walk for 2-3 miles, catching up
>Talking to her it's like I never left, we get right into the groove
>Get back to her house and we're hungry
>Make some pasta
>Don't feel like doing more dishes so we both eat right out of the pot
>Cute moment
>We put on some music to eat to
>When we're done she stands up and starts kinda bobbing around
>She puts her hand out
>Used to do this when she wanted to dance
>Take her hand and we dance around terribly for a little
>Try to keep it platonic while dancing
>Room for Jesus
>Feels Like We Only Go Backwards comes on
>Stop these feels
>She rests her head on my shoulder and we sway together
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>Stay like this for another minute or two
>She smells exactly like when we used to date
>Had this vanilla and lavender essential oil
>It's a really cute moment
>My body has other plans
>Boner.exe
>Feel it starting to grow, don't want her to feel it as well
>Platonic, remember?
>Ask if she still has her record player
>Go back to her room to put on a Grateful Dead album
>She has a hammock hung up above her bed
>She sets it up for me and I lie in that while she lies below me on her bed
>Just chill for a bit, talking and get through 4 or 5 songs before I get bored of the Dead ask if I can put in Is This It
>Don't feel like getting back in the hammock so I sit down on the bed and she sits up
>We're both sitting against the wall maybe two feet apart
>Ask if she still smokes ever
>She does, she has a gram in her closet
>The Strokes are prime smoke music
>Both take 2-3 hits, not roasted just kinda vibing
>Go through the whole album, then Lift Your Skinny Fists, then some random other songs just chatting and looking through some artsy magazines she has
>It's called Frankie I'm pretty sure
>Would take another hit every 30-40 minutes to maintain the high
>Her house phone starts ringing
>Her parents say they're leaving now and should be home in about 4.5-5 hours
>They were visiting friends half a state away for 3 days
>Asks me what time I have to leave
>It's 3:30 now, I'm meeting my family to go out to dinner and then watch the fireworks at 8
>I can just stay til 7:30, be gone by the time they get back
>The original plan was to just chill for two or three hours, but I've been here since eleven already
>She asks if I'm getting bored
>Says we can go do something else
>Tell her no, I'm really enjoying just listening to music
>Me and her have the exact same taste in music
>Outside of her I've only had one other friend I could talk about/ listen to music with and haven't spoken to them much since we graduated.
>Feels really good to just show each other new songs we've found
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>After putting on a new song she comes back and rather than sit down beside me (the gap had closed) she lies down and puts her head resting on the side of my leg
>By this point I'm sure we both still like each other
>Still don't wanna make a move because I figure it'd just bring back up feelings, and I still don't wanna do long distance
>I grab a pillow and put it between her head and my leg
>She looks up at me and smiles and says thanks
>Get tired of music and put on Netflix
>Watching some cheesy D-List movie
>Well barely watching, mostly just talking with the occasional pause to laugh at how bad the movie is
>It's like 5 now
>Tired of sitting up I grab another pillow and put it beside hers and lay down beside her
>Closer than normal for platonic I suppose but not quite cuddling, no contact
>Realize I probably won't see her again until next Spring at the earliest if we do wanna keep in touch
>She goes every winter to Australia to visit the rest of her family over Christmas
>Fuck it
>I haven't touched a girl since we broke up
>Wrap my arm around her and sorta rub her arm
>The movies over by this point but we don't feel like putting on another one
>She wraps her legs around my leg
>ThisIsNotPlatonic.png
>I'd rather regret being romantic and bringing up old feelings now rather than regret not and continuing my two years of solitude.
>We talk for a while like this
>We don't talk like this for a while, just cuddling in silence
>I could always tell when she was feeling frisky
>She gets really quite and starts breathing deeper
>Now or never
>Lean in and kiss her
>She tangles her fingers in my hair and pulls me in closer
>Kisses me back
>Grab her hips
>She rolls on top of me
>Forgot how good making out feels
>Return of the Erection
>She starts grinding on me
>Jesus Christ I missed this
>My hands under her shirt on her breasts
>Pulls back after ~10 minutes
>Asks if I have any condoms
>CVS you beautiful saint how I love thee
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>We had fucked when we dated before but it had always been rushed
>Like one of our parents were gonna be home in 20 minutes or we were alone in our bedroom but had to keep the bed from squeaking
>We have the house alone for 2 more hours
>Best sex of my life
>Put every other time to shame
>Go through the 3 pack and make a quick run to the convenience store 3-4 mins from her house to buy some more
>6 times in a day, new personal record
>Finally time to go
>We agree to keep in touch
>Fast forward 2 days, I'm back at my apartment
>We had been talking pretty much non-stop since the 4th
>I remember she's going to college
>Can't believe I forgot to ask her about that
>Ask her where she ended up going to college
>Other college like 30 minutes (driving) from my college
>"Oh shit, really?"
>"Yeah why?"
>"You know that's right near my college right?"
>"Wait oh yeah you go to college in (name of my town). I forgot where you went"
>She's moving in to a place 6-7 miles from me
>Neither of us have a car but I can public transportation/ walk there in like an hour
>We make plans and she's coming up to my apartment to spend a week from the 11th to the 17th.
>Literally on cloud nine since then
>TFW no longer TFW no gf
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yes hello I would like to unsubscribe from this blog at the earliest available date
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I didn't ask for these feels, get the fuck out of here
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>>38250249
>>38250260
No getting off of Mr. Bones Wild Ride
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>Smokes weed
Completely and entirely (originally) kill yourself
But good for you anon
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Holy shit anon , you should really consider writing a book or something this was really nicely written
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>>38250209
good for you buddy i'm glad it worked out
>ywn experience such bliss
t. autistic virgin
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>>38250655
Man you don't know how happy that makes me to read. I had an idea to write a book out of the collection of greentexts I've written so far. Have about a dozen, maybe 20 pages worth of stuff. Most of them are either true stories (like this one) or else based on true events but romanticized a bit. I figure I'll eventually run out of true stories but I can make up stuff when that happens.
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>>38250728
you should post them. I really enjoyed this.
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I was hoping this was gonna be a nessy tree fiddy meme but it wasn't. Fuck your blog
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>>38250742
When I get home in like 30 minutes if this is still here I'll post another one I have saved there.
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Thanks for the feels OP. Good on you bro.
Tips for the autistic virgins here?
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You're going to make me cry Anon, I'm kinda in the same boat but I'm leaving for college in a year. I'm happy it worked out for you.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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[Spoiler] low content hehehehehe [/spoiler]
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What the fuck is this shit? Literally get the fuck off my board you normie piece of shit.
Why the Fuck are you here in the first place? No one wants to hear about you and your gf and your happy little life.
>posts about having sex and being in a relationship
You should seriously be banned from r9k.
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>>38250881
I dunno nothing you haven't heard before I'd suppose. Just like get out of the mindset that you're an autistic virgin. Like it's fine if you are but don't think of yourself that way. Just think like "I'm gonna take this shot, if it works out great, if it doesn't, oh well." Don't talk to girls significantly different to how you talk to guys.
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>>38251046
I've gotten some positive feedback, some negative. If you don't wanna read about this that's fine. Hell if you wanna shit talk me that's fine too. I just like writing and hopefully making a few people smile.
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>>38251082
This shit doesn't belong here. Go on some other board. It's poeple like you who have no business on r9k and ruin it.
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>>38250150
>>38250163
>>38250177
>>38250209
boring blog faggot, reddit is more suited for this posts
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>>38251056
>just be yourself, bro
I really hope you're being sarcastic. Thanks for the shit "advice"
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>>38251141
That's why I said its nothing you haven't hear before. It worked for me I don't know what else to tell you. Like I don't have some secret magic.
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>>38250742
Here's another one. This is more dramatized
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Part 2 of that story. Sorry it's a bit late
>>38251269
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>>38251269
>gets told to fuck off by multiple people
>posts even stupider shit
Go write your little romantic stories for 13 year-old girls somewhere else. for fucks sake.
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>>38251330
Lol, very invested in telling me to fuck off.
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>>38251355
F U C K O F F
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The only thing I can think of that's worse than this are the /britfeel/ threads.
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Cool story make a compilation of you probably live in democratic republic of the Congo.
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Hey guys, OP here. I'd love to post more of my retarded little stories, but my computer broke. Can you help me?
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Don't listen to the angry autists ITT. I liked both of your stories OP
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>>38251451
>angry autists
If you're not an angry autistic you shouldn't fucking be here either.
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"Had a girlfriend"
Leave. Just leave.
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>>38251429
What are you saying?
>>38251451
Thanks man!
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Normie fag and normie thread. Burn in hell with your gf. Thanks for all the feedback
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Funny watching a Jew make fun of his failing staff and failed travel ban, I thought you have used our yummy and the traffic to your site automatically.
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I listen to top 40 music and look forward to the the next superhero movie
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This was pretty good. I don't understand why you can do about it from that I have a real fiat money for an item in the first sentence.
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>>38251046
L O L
What's the matter, shitposter? Can't write your own greentext for the meme arrow board, or are you too retarded to quote correctly?
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Live the way you write. You are a normie.
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Hah OP you're going anywhere in your home or not a really good enough. This will make them to see her
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I know your gf. She uses the original recording of a handful of rap music video rather than the original instrumental.
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Reply to my comment if you had sex more than six times in one day and brag about it on the internet!
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I think I'm special and my stories are really good mundane if people read them on a board member and the fact remains to be busy for you have used it was a delegate
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>>38250150
>>38250163
>>38250177
>>38250209
that was a nice read. Im glad you're happy anon and i hope everything works out for the best.
Godspeed.
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Good story OP post more. I like the part where you have sex
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Anon you have sex and people like you cingratz
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Who's a bigger normie fag than OP? Who whom he has lived with a straight line. What do you guys throw in
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Godspeed to you, OP. Really good read. Didn't make me feel like I'm on redit at all.
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OP here let me tell a story
>be me
>have gf
>have sex
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>>38251700
Not OP but is this sarcasm or not? And what the fuck is up with all these illiterate ass posts in here. Or general shit that is off topic and makes no sense.
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I'm gonna share my story about having sex and committing myself to someone to the world!
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>>38251740
Idk what that is it is super strange. I don't think you're a fucking retarded for asking those brain dead questions at all.
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Hey guys I want to feel good about myself so let me brag about having sex.
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I don't know what r9k is but I think my normie ass story about having a f2f and LOTS of sex in 1 day will fit in really well here!1!!!1!1!
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>>38251740
Blagahaggaggagaggagaga you fucking cunt!! YOU FUCKING COCK! COOOOOOCCCCCCCCKKKKKK oh my goddddddddd anon! Holy fuck.... Get fucking stoned OUT OF YOUR MIND ON... WEED! Smoke weed every day you ninny! I'm high as FUCK right now holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack off! You are a faggot! An actual homosexual! WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy cow.... SEXUALLY
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>>38251799
Dubs. OP we love you and your story please post more
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I'm insecure about my dick but Fuck it here between them
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Bigger than a nigger is it original?
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Actual OP here. The last thing I posted was the second story. I dunno who's acting like me but this whole post has turned into some autistic shit with people fighting over fake posts of mine and just being completely incoherent. I love this board, keep it up guys
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Normie not a cracked blog crack head dad got a faggot son
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terrible thread OP, never come back here again!!
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>>38251874
No I'm the real OP. Stop it. I write good stories and have sex
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Babe pornography the first time attempting to Crum you're just like a blob so I can shit
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Trap thread go! Post traps.only real ones no fake please and thank you
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Okay guys I'm OP pic related is my gf
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Guys I'm not a virgin and my mom asked me about my gf I tested her and FICKRD her on the 4th of July now ere gonna be hapy togthe
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Yeah you're right about the Armenian genocide. I don't understand why you can do about it. What the Fuck are a complete attention to be presidential election, but also because I already did you get to see him yelling at the very bottom of a handful the throttle rod attached is a really nice and I can't hold it together.
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OP here. Here's another story.
>ask if u will be gf
> She Says k
>have sex six times in one day (personal record!1!1!1. xd
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I am OP I'm a post some cool greenest and make my life look way better than you could ever imagineinequality so here we go
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OP is a normie get out reeeeeethanks
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OP here, if you liked my story pleasebupvote me to heaven! Xddddd
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Fuck you OP I Rockingham you hope your gf dies in a car crash and you are forced to an hero.
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Wake up mother tucker you got a text from your gf she says she can't wait for college to start so you can see each other
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PWHAHWAHWHAWWHAWHAWA what a fucking normie
from beginning to end i was wondering if this was bait ffs hahahahahahahaha miss me with that low quality blog shit
FUCKING SAGED AND
KILL
YOURSELF
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Read my fucking green text now. I enjoy writing. I'm so fucking cool
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It's 2017 and you don't even big cum yt? Is wing with you op
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OP the weird would be a better place without you. Godspeed
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I'd love more stories from you OP. Outstanding write up
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This is my favorite story. Thanks a ton man
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Cool beans, glad it had a happy ending
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Kill yourself OP. Do it now stream on YouTube with ads turned on
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Wwyd if you were OP and not a khv??
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>>38250209
>>Go through the 3 pack and make a quick run to the convenience store 3-4 mins from her house to buy some more
>>6 times in a day, new personal record
Really cool... My favorite post for sure. So cool. You must be really amazing
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Fuck you op, im so happy for you but i hate your guts
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Holy shit you normie ass normie normie normie get the everliving fuck off my board
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>>38250150
Made me smile OP really good read ;_;
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>>38253479
Obvious sarcasm is obvious.
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>>38254390
Lmao nigga ky's i was genuine you cunt
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>>38255012
Lmao you are a normie faggot as well? Cool. This shit thread attracts the very worst of this board. You all should be banned.
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>>38251121
these people need to be shadow banned
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>>38255144
Takes one to know one you original normie
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