Why doesn't /r9k/ live in a hotel that offers extended stays? True robots live in hotels
>cheaper than 1br apartment
>internet/phone/cable included
>parking
>power/heat included
>50% off restaurant breakfast and lunch
>housekeeping
>fresh clean towels
>free toiletries
>fully furnished
Living the high life
>>38246746
>cheaper than 1br apartment
I doubt this honestly!
>>38246746
Fuck you Paul
>>38246856
ya wanna make a bet?
>>38246746
let me make this clear, hotelcuck
i will not share my shekels
>>38246926
you don't have any shekels to spare you dirty goy
>>38246889
Yes, please do. And make sure the place has a full kitchen. Also, not in some random city - major spots.
>>38246746
And how much would it cost exactly?
>>38246939
guess i wont be sharing any from the bag of gold around my neck
hashim hears all
Most hotels are at least $60 dollars a night, and that's a shitty ass motel 6. So of you consider that worth it it would still be about $1900 a month.
>>38247108
extended stay motels have weekly/monthly rates you absolute retard
>>38246746
>cheaper than 1br apartment
>>38247126
The extended stay motel near me is $80 a night.
If motels were cheaper than apartments everyone would be living in them.
>>38247053
$700 a month, but thats leafistan money
>>38247048
It has a kitchette so I used a hotplate and a mini oven
>>38247126
>Most extended stay hotel in big cities are about $100 a night.
Who's the retard? That's right, it's you.
>>38247164
>$850 mortgage on my 3bed/2bath house with a decent backyard.
>can just rent out the 2 rooms i dont use and make that money back every month.
>spend that $700 on utilities
>dont have to pay for kike-tier expensive hotel food (Even at 50% off i bet it still goes above $8/meal), and can just go to the olive garden for unlimited soup+salad at lunch for $8, and be set for the day.
If you're living in an extended stay hotel, chances are you're a convicted felon, sex offender, or have shitty credit and can't rent a legit apartment.
>>38247203
I'd sure love paying off the mortgage of a 1 million dollar shit den alright.
>>38247228
>I'd sure love investing so I've got a million dollar asset in 30 years instead of pissing money away
Is this even sarcasm? I can't tell.
>>38247916
>He thinks house prices will continue going up
I live in a motel, have for nearly a year now. It's $1200 a month. High life my ass. The internet sucks here.
>>38247967
A year? Why? That's too fucking long