How do you fake work experience? Poor NEET is literally

How pathetic do you have to be to not be able to work at mcdonalds or walmart? I have 16 year old cousins that work at mcdonalds.

I don't know how you'd fake actually performing work, but you can just give a fake reference if you know someone that owns a business or even if they don't they could pretend to.

Once again, networking is key. Being an anti-social loser with no connections to other humans is true nightmare mode.

>>38246280
not OP but shut up if you can't relate

I basically have to leave entire sections of an applications empty and pray to god that they hire me regardless, so far only temp agencies will touch me.

Well you start by thinking of some fake work experience. Then you put it on your fake resume. Not like they're going to check that you actually mopped floors for two years or whatever the fuck.

>>38246246
If you don't have work experience then look for volunteer opportunities. Sure you won't get paid anything, but you can add that to your resume and also get references.

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>>38246246
Go inside and speak with the manager, Shinji.

figure out how to be a meme lord on facebook, call it 'marketing experience'. its that simple

Start your own business sinstead?

>>38246313
Nah I'll say what I want cuck. What happened can't stay in mommies house posting green frogs all day anymore?

Haha

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>>38246313
dude, McDonald's and a dozen other fast food places don't give a shit if you have any experience

the job market is as easy to get into as it has been in 30 years

>>38246246
>>38246246
intern bud
niggerolio

>>38246413
Literally went to 4 interviews and haven't even gotten a call back fuck off.

>>38246413
I did two interviews at same place and they never emailed me like they said they would.

this world is a joke.

>>38246333
This, especially somewhere like a thrift store, because you can get experience using a cash register and handling money. It can be a good way to learn skills and network when you're at the bottom.