>"Hey daddy? *poke* You're it! Teehee! *runs away giggling*"
How do you react?
>>38244970
Chase after her making big monster noises and slowly stomping around.
>>38244970
why is my daughter in this scenario an old woman
>frizzy-haired mulatto child
where did my life go so wrong
>>38245022
It was from that one drunk night in Vegas
You probably don't remember, Anon. You were so wasted
>>38244970
I kill my wife because I just now realized some fucked some mandingo behind my back
you arent my kid sorry hey can somebody get their chimp its annoying me
>>38245022
>"What's a mulatto daddy? Is it some kinda cookie?"