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When was the last time you wrecked a wagies day for shits and giggles?
>2011
>going to middle school on outskirts of city
>notice increase in middle aged wagies riding obnoxiously loud motorcycles during commute hours
>see several culprits locking up their donor-cycles at local park and ride one day
>decide to take closer look
>locks are chunky overbuilt hardened things that look impossible to cut off
>experience religious epiphany
>liberate several bottles of superglue from local jewpermarket
>return to parking lot after changing clothes & putting on hat bc cctv
>pick worst offenders
>insert nozzle into keyway of retard-strength locks
>squuuueeeeeeeeeeeeze
>use left-overs on petrol-caps & ignitions
>hang around after school at bus stop
I can hear their howls to this day.
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That's actually hilarious. How long were the bikes there?
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Closest I've ever come to pissing myself laughing m8. The first faggot just thought his lock had jammed, then wagie #2 shows up and they put 2 and 2 together. I was sitting at the bus stop down the road 100 yards and got a good view of the locksmith vans.. fail.. then the tow trucks carting them away.
I took off after the first two b/c I was laughing so hard I got weed induced paranoid it'd give me away even from that distance.
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