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>masturbated for 12 hours straight today sexting girls on kik
>smell like a festering corpse
>dick hurts
>didnt eat or drink other than 2 cans of coke
>dont even feel accomplished or chad-like because it was just words and pictures on a phone screen
this fucking sucks. how can I even think about no fap when I got all these e-hoes trying to sext me
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Humble brag should be a bannable offense.
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>>38240844
im not bragging you fucking nerd, my dick hurts
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>>38240723
You're pathetic, and you're realizing that porn and sex cannot fill a whole in your life. Sort yourself out like the professor says, and win the affections of a real girl.
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>>38240723
>>38240723
>>38241173
>bragging about getting pics of unwashed genitals on a phone app and masturbating 12 hours with your unwashed penis
Absolutely disgusting. Please die.
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>>38240723
How?
Did it take 12 hours to ejaculate or did you ejaculate repeatedly?
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Why are you deflowing e-virgins
I remember when my middle school mexicana latina whore crush introduced me to phone sex.. I was distraught, what about honor?!?!?! Last I saw she disappeared in Texas with a nigger
Sexting is fucking pathetic
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