hmmmmm What did she mean by this? Is she offering me her

>>38240547
It's called flirting but please don't blow it by being a creep. Don't expect that she wants sex but her response indicates she's interested in you.

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>>38240547
I've already seen this exact thread and pic before

Try again next time

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>>38240601
I got this
Her bio says she likes guys who can make her laugh, so eh here it goes

>unironically using Emojis
Get the fuck out you summer faggot.

>>38240730
im using them ironically u fucking retard
its called post-modernism, read a book and study some Samuel Hyde videos

>>38240658
Self deprecation is a surefire way to get ghosted if she's a huge whore but it's also a bretty good move if she's one of those "so lonely, no friends xD" types of skanks.

>>38240658
And you fucked it up. Literally all you had to say that you were down for some fun. Like what the fuck.

>>38240759
I might as well take a gender studies class, Both won't benefit me and are a waste of time, just lynch yourself damn nu male.

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Where do I go from here? I can spin this around I think
>>38240771
I fear it may be the prior case, she's a "country girl" and dumb as dirt(pic related) lmao

>>38240788
>fun
>2017
no thanks geoffry

>>38240855
is this how normies date in the year of our lord 1985+32?????

>>38240855
Yeah she's ez as fuck then. Just talk about mudding or something like that, then pretend your going out except data hasn't rolled over yet but you still want to talk. Then pull a Hail Mary, ask for her number and find a way to hang out with her tonight.
I literally did his exact same thing with a dumb country girl last week.

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>>38240855
>>38240855
This girl is taking too long to respond


While we wait help me get with this qt

Ill update you if the original girl responds

>>38240961
say "how about instead of just cuddles you suck my cock, bitch? then we can cuddle afterwards." gets em wet everytime

>>38240977
this is my actual account and i live in a small town
Cant risk anything too crazy breh

>>38240961
She's literally asking to fuck you retard. Just ask if she wants to meet up right now. No one has time for these 2 week long messaging sprees anymore. If you haven't got a date within an hour of messaging, you fucked up

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>>38240998
>>38240977
>>38240961
brehs...............
lmao wtf do I do now?

Im wicked boring irl because I cant use meme gifs in actual conversations :/

>>38240961
Tell her youve already got a tip and youre ready to give it to her

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>>38240855
>>38240855
Ok more progress with girl #1

before you autists start yelling at me, let me explain my strategy, Im trying to get HER to be the one who brings up the subject of sex here, don't wanna be labled "creep"

>>38241045
Jesus dude. Just ask if she does her laundry in a Laundromat and if she does, you can always meet up there and go for coffee later. If not offer to help her fold clothes at her place.

>>38241091
"creep"? who the fuck cares what they call you? are you going to let some random bitches opinion of you prevent you from taking risks necessary to get what you want in life??

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>>38241045
>wants me to take her to a shitty washed up post-hardcore show
I dont like emo music :/

how do I bail on this pleb?

>>38241171
make the sex her

>>38241411
??
What did you mean byt his

pls explain

stop responding in meme you sperg

>>38241171
The point is to get your dick wet, not enjoy the show. If you aren't paying anything but get pussy anyway that's a major win. Buck up and fuck her you little bitch.

>>38241765
>>38241171
>not driving home screaming At the Drive-In

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>>38240730
>>unironically using Emojis
>Get the fuck out you summer faggot.

>"emoji's are for fa-"

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/3darul/an_emoji_is_worth_a_thousand_numbers/

>>38242251
>normies have devolved to using pictographic / ideographic systems of communication like the fucking aztecs

I fucking hate normals so goddamned much

>>38242367
idk, its pretty based, he got all their digits with the same script
could be useful for robots who struggle to make conversations

>>38242367
Aztecs are cool though.

These images are old, OP just changed the filenames
God, newfags piss me off

>>38242396
That's the Doctor Who episode