for those of you that are nonvirgins, how many people have you

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>>38239118
slept with 4 people, I like to round it up to 5 because a girl gave me the succ even though I couldn't nut.

> what was your experience like?

Somewhere between blissful euphoria and boring tedium. The whole bad sex/bad pizza meme is fairly accurate. Even when I was in the ass-end of a dead relationship and having sex in the worst positions with a girl who didn't like me anymore and I didn't like her, it was still better than no sex at all.

I'm here as a cyborg. Pretty much all of the girls I dated and had sex with were kind of gross and/or chunky and/or fat, and they were all alternative girls who cut themselves. I wasn't hooking up with Stacey or Plain Jane and I'm no Chad myself.

On a more personal level, this board wasn't always the "normies ree get out" reddit frog board. It was for feels and story time. It used to be funny and interesting. Also I guess I can offer some advice from my personal experience to help robots upgrade to cyborgs and get themselves a nice practice gf that has purple hair and weighs more than them by just a bit.

>>38239270
are you socially awkward at all? did having sex change anything for you? i find it hard to relate/understand you people

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>>38239360
>are you socially awkward at all?

Yes, always. Again the only reason why I managed to hook up with girls is because we were both of some meme subculture for awkward loser freaks. I came close to being a Juggalo, but being a punk and metalhead and mallgoth and everything else I was is barely just a step above that.

>did having sex change anything for you? i find it hard to relate/understand you people

Sort of but bot really.

The biggest change was just being able to go on a date in the first place. I was the kid who was picked last in gym class, always picked on, and didn't go to prom. After high school I was able to go full mallgoth and do my hair the way I wanted and wear the clothes I wanted so that I could truely bee myself. The first date I went on was a complete disaster if you could even call it a date but it gave me the confidence to ask more girls out, then the next I met IRL wasn't totally repulsed by me, and then the girl after that actually sort of liked me, etc.

Me meeting that drunk girl that I first had sex with, who was a friend of a friend that I saw in college but had never spoken to before was just circumstance, the fact that I was able to talk to her at all was due to all those little experiences and boosts of confidence before with failed dates and long distance relationships and e-girlfriends all that.

But yeah once I had sex the first time and my relationship with that girl ended I was just like "well okay I have to make this happen again", and so it did, and then with the girl after that, and after that. It became more of an obligation of sorts though and sort of a source of anxiety. I also recently gave up on it and gave up on mostly of my life so it's been years since I was with a girl. I only recently got some of my shit together and might try again.

>>38240299
you cant be that socially stunned if you had sex with 4 different females. how old are you anyways? im 22 and never even been kissed

>>38239118
I've slept with thousands of women.

That is all.

>>38240561
I'm not totally socially crippled, no, but again most of the girls I hooked up with were also fucked up in one way or another and/or total sluts. Also with like half of them it was them hooking up with me and only later realizing that I was actually boring and had no friends, and then they broke up with me a few months later. I had basically tricked them by pretending to be a cool punk guy.

I'm 30 and my first kiss was at 17 and then I had sex at 18

>>38240594
I don't believe that. That's impossible.

>>38239118

one, it was in highschool

she initiated pretty much everything, she wasn't more than a 6/10, but I think I can say I loved her, it was nice because it was well before I started considering the nature of women

its been like 6 or 7 years since I've gotten laid and I'm pretty sure I'm going to die alone because intimate human contact has become alien to me and I'm kind of a broken human being at this point

I understand the prerequisite of a robot having to be a virgin, but I don't think its quite as simple as that, there's no doubt in my mind that I'm a robot, I'm too far gone, I have trouble relating to almost anyone, its really starting to make me weary

fleeting moments of deeper human connection, to understand and be understood, I think these are some of the greatest feelings a person can achieve, whether you relate to someone's happiness or their depression, at least you "know" that someone out there is like you in some way, that the absurdity of existence isn't lost on others, that even though you struggle, others struggle as well

Used to be a millitant robot until I was 23. I was confused from my crippling virginity and childhood sexual abuse that I slept with a trap. Was ok with it at first. Then I slept with a born woman and was disgusted by my trap actions.

To answer the question. 1 trap and 3 women in 2 years. Don't know how you go from 23 year old virgin to 3 women in 2 years but there you go

>>38239118
>how many people have you slept with?

3.

First was ok. She could only take half my cock in her vagina and only did anal twice, but her big lips sucked my dick wonderfully so that made up for it. She had anorgasmia and refused to try a vibrator, so that always frustrated me because I felt like a failure in bed. Dumped her because she had zero ambition and was content to let her delicious youthful body get fat and doughy while eating on the couch.

Second was great in bed, terrible in all other ways. Only one that could take my whole cock not only without pain, but with vocal pleasure and hunger. She was so great in bed that I fucked her nine times in one night one time, a feat that I have yet to repeat even with masturbating. The downside is that she was only fucking me while she was on a "break" from her fat manlet ex, and used me to make him jealous.

Third was best all around, but was a typical woman so it turned out everything that was great was a lie. She was gorgeous, a virgin (until about a year into the relationship), liked anime, and was Christian so she seemed to be perfect for four years. Did anal and oral, and was usually fine with me nutting in her since she was on birth control. Thought things were fantastic, wanted to marryher, and was even going to live in Japan for a few years so she could weeb out, but it turned out she had lied about almost everything she felt with me and was stringing me along because she liked the attention and making her friends jealous since apparently her friend had wanted to fuck me too. I had no idea. Haven't seen her in a year since we broke up, but still think of her daily and sometimes cry myself to sleep over it. She broke my heart.

>why are you here

After my last experience, I did a lot of research and soul searching, and learned the truth about women. I am now a "misogynist" (such an overused word) and come here since it's one of the few places with a low density of white knights.

>>38239118
>how many people have you slept with?
Two
>what was your experience like?
First time was with a guy
It was awkward af and I was super anxious
After that I had sex with qt grill a few times
It was a lot less awkward, but my anxiety was still super high
>and why the fuck are you here?
AvPD, BPD, Schizophrenia, and depressions fuck me up and I like being here

>3
>one was a hooker, one a qt gf, one an ugly skank
>all of it sucked major dicks and I could never come
>also fucked a dude, dont really count it tho
>no friends and nothing else to do, dont come as often as I used to thi

>>38240872
That's rough bro. #3 sounded like the perfect girl. How could she do that for four years straight? What the hell is wrong with women.

>>38239118
I'm such an oldfag I remember the days when the board was full of funny greentext stories before you wizards got it deleted by shitting it up with tfwnogf threads.
The first iteration of the board was essentially textboard /b/ and full of normies like me who have had sex and girlfriends enough to know that sex and girls don't magically make your life not shit. You're the invaders and look at the board today! You clearly won! Leave me alone I just want to shitpost

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for those of you that are employed, how many people have you shaked hands with? what was your experience like? and why the fuck are you here?

>>38241036
She was as close to perfect as is probably possible to get in reality. Sometimes I felt like I was living in a fucking hentai manga with how perfect shit was, or that I was in a coma and dreaming all of it. I guess happiness is a zero sum game though because I am paying for that happiness now.

>What the hell is wrong with women.

Now you see why I ended up where I am. It was quite a shock to have that happen, and it made me learn some very ugly truths that I would have rather never have had to confront.

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I've slept with one girl, gotten the succ and other shit from four more than that.
It was uninspired and the fact that I did it with someone I had no feelings for sent me into a deep depression which eventually resulted in a suicide attempt. Celibacy isn't a meme. Save it for someone you care about robots.

>>38239118
had sex with my 1st gf at 19.
She's been the only one and dumped me because I was showing her too much love and she felt bad she didn't love me back that much.

As for what I'm doing here, I got lucky with her and she made me realise I can't have a gf because I'm overthinking a lot and I'm too much into black metal now to enjoy the degeneracy that is dancing in clubs and social gatherings that involve loud people.

There have been times when girls kissed me (they engaged me) and I'm just too fucking insecure to know what to do.

>>38241195
How did you find out it was all a lie?

>>38241226
only females need to worry about celibacy

>>38241389
She told me when she dumped me after I prodded her some. The break up came out of nowhere for me (we'd just had a lovely trip to see her family and she had said multiple times how happy she was to be with me and brought up some of our future plans) and her reasons were that she "didn't want to have sex". This was confusing, since she'd always said she enjoyed sex, had very ecstatic orgasms, and frequently initiated it, so I pushed her for some answers after smelling bullshit. It didn't all come out immediately, as she gave me the truth in doses and continued stringing me along for a few months with hopes of reconciliation or even couples therapy. Over time I came to find out that her liking the sex was a lie, despite the orgasms, that she didn't want to spend her life with me like she said, that she had no intentions of following through with our plans of moving to japan, and that apparently she had started to actively dislike me shortly after my visit, though was unable to articulate any cause aside from "muh fee fees". According to her she meant it all at the time, but didn't now so that somehow retroactively negated her previous problems. She was hamstering made manifest.

Apparently her family was pretty mad at her for it aside from her dad since they really liked me, but that didn't make it much better.

1/2

>>38241389
2/2

After learning more about women, I realized that she probably did feel and mean those things at one point, but once I hit a rough patch in life and needed to lean on her a bit to get through it, she came to view me with disgust. There is NOTHING a woman despises more in a man than weakness, and although I was already on the mend and getting my life back on track and had never mistreated her or even let my personal problems affect our relationship in any way, my weakness alone was almost guaranteed to be the reason for her sudden change of heart. Or, maybe she really never meant any of it. I trust her word so little that it wouldn't shock me at all to find that I was nothing more than an accessory or a glorified dog that she only kept around because I did for her and made her feel good since I treated her like a queen, and she ditched me once that became more trouble than it was worth. Either way, I was viewed as a commodity and dropped once I stopped being good enough, even or a moment.

She did tell me at one point that every time we had sex felt like rape (including the times she initiated, somehow), which was especially upsetting since I had actually been raped and she'd never seen the smallest amount of hardship in her sheltered life, so that was an extra kick in the groin I never needed. Nothing like the woman you love calling you a rapist after destroying all your hopes and dreams for a family. She did take it back after she realized what she said, but the fact she meant it enough to say it was all I needed to hear.

I've had 3 gfs and had 2 one night stands during one I couldnt even get it up since I had the whiskey dick.

Sex itself is hard to explain. Feels good but is also stressful... atleast I find it stressful since you have to perform and pleasure your partner, keep yourself from ejaculating too early. I remember after having sex for the first time. I wished that I would not have to do it again. I came too fast and the girl was looking at me with raised eyebrows.

Time has passed but I'm still really unconfortable with sex.

As for why Im here. I've been deppressed for quite a long time. I just pass my time reading stories.

Dont think that having sex will change your life for the better. Itsthe same as getting something you really wanted. You cross it off your list and move on to the next thing you think is the gamechanger.

>>38239118
Is it possible to devolve from normie to cyborg to robot? In school I was weird, but didn't give a shit that nobody liked me. I had a little bit of confidence, asked a couple of girls out, dated one that had a crush on me, cured her of that by kissing her (red flag there). What destroyed me was when my best friend dated my oneitis, cheated on her, then kept breaking up with her and getting back together. I lost my virginity at 20 to the local bicycle (8.5/10, not complaining), and when I found out that she only wanted my virginity, a little bit more crumbled away. I didn't have sex for 7 years after that, the next time was with a 3/10 shehemoth. I would have been happy with her, but she wasn't into me. I banged a chick who was saying "fuck me, anon", then claimed not to remember it in the morning. And I would be married to a black chick today if her vagina hadn't been absolutely putrid. I've been with a couple of escorts and gotten handjobs from about 8 strippers.
Sex can be amazing when there are emotions involved. At 41, I can't fool myself that anyone could have feelings for me.

>>38239118
Slept with one person, a bit over a month ago. Felt really great, but was a stranger and although we hanged out for a bit, it was unemotionally unfulfilling. The next time I have sex I would like it to be when I'm with someone I have feelings for and am together with.

I'm still here because I've been browsing this cesspit for the past 8 years. It's hard to stop coming here.

>>38241182
this meme is bland now

In the range of 30 women spanning from me age 15 to now (27) their ages spanning up to 42. Some I can't much remember well but overall good experiences all around. I'm here cause sometimes you guys post funny things and I like to comment if it's intriguing enough. I'm no Chad, but I'm not a robot and honestly most of you don't seem to be either. Just lonely people that need a place to bitch and will probably waste the rest of their lives wondering why they were never given anything they feel everyone deserves and won't realize til too late they never really tried.

>>38243011
Also, screech all you want, I'll continue to lurk all these boards just as I have for years.
Cry me a REEEEeEEEVer

>>38243058
>Cry me a REEEEeEEEVer
I will. You're just here to make fun of us. You're Chad by definition if you're at 30+ no doubt about it faggot fuck you.

>>38241007
>dont really count it tho
that counts dude

11 in two years.
Mostly a confidence booster, knowing that you're desirable to someone. I found this board along with TRP when I was an awkward scrawny virgin in HS and used to lurk. Lifting and not being afraid of failure socially, with how you dress, how you approach a girl helped me change myself massively in college. Now I'm just here for the zoo and to see if some of you fucks aren't beyond saving