>"Are you Anon? We must inspect all of your electronic

Please don't, that's my biggest paranoia even though I don't have anything incriminating on my encrypted laptop.

I wouldn't like some random border control agent going through my work stuff tho, because then I'd have to tell them it happened and have all passwords and SSH/GPG keys revoked and generate new ones.

*gives firm handshake*
>"Alright anon, welcome on board."

>>38238969
They sometimes plant stuff, especially if they're frustrated about not finding anything incriminating.

>>38238969
What's the most embarrassing stuff you have on your laptop?

>>38238929
This is why i have no interest in leaving my country

>>38239005
That's okay, when I shut down the laptop a hash of the partitions is made and saved on an external USB key, so I can verify the integrity on the next boot, all it needs is a custom initramfs.

>>38239019
Embarassing in what sense? I don't take pictures or videos of anything I do.

I guess the most embarassing thing would be code I never released.

>>38239038
What do you have to hide?

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Sorry all my passwords are randomly generated and stored in a database at my desktop at home

>>38239225
Do you have anything to hide?

>>38239158
Nothing desu, i'm just a paranoid guy that enjoys his privacy

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>>38239235
I sometimes go on google images and search for "family nudism". It's basically cp on Google.

>>38239280
>basically
I don't think so.

>>38238999
checked

giheralg

>One day you won't be able to boot up your PC or Laptop without having to sign into Facebook before you can log onto your desktop

>>38238929
>taken into custody until you decide to comply.
literally free housing

>>38240127
the day i finally install linux

okay what did i do cops? fine. you can have my furry piss porn.

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>>38238929
yeah okay try looking for the disk partition that totally doesn't exist on my drive

>>38238929
>"And pick up that can, citizen"

>>38240154
Off to Guantanamo you go.

>>38238929
Do they actually do that shit when you try to go between countries?

>>38240154
>implying non-state approved operating systems will be allowed
>implying it will even be possible to boot non-system approved operating systems

They almost tried with "safe" boot.

>>38240313
It depends if your name is in the list (even if it's someone else with the same name), or if you're extremely unlucky and get the random check.

>>38240349
But why would they look at your electronics? Isn't that a violation of your rights?

>>38240369
You have no rights while crossing a national border if you're not a citizen of the country you're getting into.

>>38240425
Looks like I am never leaving the U.S. with anything electronic in that case.

>>38240349
>if your name is in the list
w-what list?!

>>38240459
It's only bad if you're getting into the US while not being a citizen (especially if it's work related).

You might have issues with the UK, but that's pretty much it, most countries are extremely chill.

>>38240570
Any of the lists, there's a system called redressing for people who have the same name as other people on the list, so they can be identified and excluded from all those searches.

>>38240369
they don't actually "check" them, they just tell you to turn it on, you know, just in case it's actually a bomb or something...

at least that's what I've heard. Only been on a plane two times last year and they were domestic flights and I had my laptop with me but they didn't even ask about it.

>>38239052
Can you share that initframs with me?

>>38240647
That's just the security check, not border control.

Border control actually asks to inspect the contents, but it only happens if they do a full search on you.

>>38240657
I'd rather not, it has some extremely specific code for my laptop and custom kernel.

It's extremely easy to make your own tho, it's literally just a binary that runs during boot from the initramfs and before shut down from the initramfs.

Very illegal. If I did it then I could go to jail once I land back in America. I use my computer for work as a physician. Health information is a huge fucking deal. You get in trouble even if the laptop is stolen.

>>38241185
It's a national border, it's not illegal for them unless you're a citizen of the country you're going into.

You literally have no rights when passing through a national border.

>>38239251
>Nothing
okey dokey

>>38238999
the true undecipherable answer

>>38238929
I thought only America does this.

>>38239280
remember the devil is in the intent for crimes in our justice system

>>38241271
It's illegal for me. I still have to follow the law even if they don't. I value my laws more. Once I call the embassy they would bail me out and get me back home safely.