>Be me >like 5 years ago in highschool >Just transferred

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>Be me
>like 5 years ago in highschool
>Just transferred there
>I cant find literally any of my classes
>wander the halls like a lost dog
>Finally find the goddamn hidden classroom
>It was so out of the way, it felt like a fucking legend of Zelda puzzle to find it.
>Pangs of anxiety rush down my neck and chest
>start to sweat
>open the door
>Math class
>Instantly like 5 girls in the class look my way and make cat call and cooing noises.
>My mind was racing.
>Theres an open set of 4 desks that make a table
>none of the seats are occupied
"well at least I dont have to awkwardly try and sit next to someone"
>Take a seat
> As soon as i sit down the 5 women in the class lock eyes with me and rush towards me.
>Their soft female voices murmur as they come closer, with every step their smiles widen.
>they couldnt be coming to this empty table thats just fucking impossible, the world doesnt work that way.
>Turns out the world works that way
>One girl holds sits in front of me , another beside me and the rest fall in around.
>They ask me where im from and stuff in a super flirtatious way.
> Try and act like this is an everyday occurance for me and i talk to hot human females all the time.
> Needless to say I provided the small crowd with a Tony Robbins- esque seminar of autism and spaghehetti.
>Class ends, none of them talk to me again
>Curb your enthusiasm music plays