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Is this how does it feel to be a normie? It was so fucking awesome.
>I am a 28 year old kissless virgin wagecuck living alone in a small apartment
>sister calls me if I can look after her 11 year old daughter
>I never did such a thing I see them only every sunday on dinner
>she invites me so I won't be so alone
>back to the point I say yes why not, altough I was nervous as fuck what the fuck to do
>so my niece comes, sis says goodbye
>I don't know what to do with kids
>do you want to watch tv?
>"no there is nothing good there"
>What would you like to watch? I have netflix you can choose
>"I would like to see the new spiderman movie"
>"well we can watch it if you want there is a cinema nearby"
>"really anon? thanks you are the best"
>she hugged me, I don't even remember when was it last time when someone hugged me so honestly
>we went to the cinema, she was holding my hand all the time, I felt so proud
>during the way I asked her if she wants ice cream
>"yes anon!"
>we went to the place where they sell ice cream and cakes and shit
>"how many scoops do you want?"
>"One because mom never lets me to eat more"
>fuck that bitch
>I bought her three scoops
>she was so fucking happy
>I was happy too, almost crying like a little emotional worthless bitch I am
>I bought her big ass expensive popcorn with a minion popcorn box at the cinema
>she was so happy that she was almost in heaven
>we watched the movie it was good
>"I am afraid anon"
>I told her she shouldn't be because I read the comics and Spiderman always wins
>after the movie she was telling me all the time during the way home how great the whole movie was
>we went home, she went to draw on my desk
>sis came for her
>"did you have a good time?"
>"yes it was very good! we went to the cinema, we ate ice cream and look I have a minion popcorn box!"
>first time in my life I am proud at something I achieved
>when they left I started to feel big emptiness inside, like I was a totally different person hous ago with her
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you're a good uncle.
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>yfw you will never take your kids to go get a scoop of ice cream
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since I will never see a bagina I can at least be a good uncle. uncles are based
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>>38236398
thank you anon
>>38236423
this.
I am sitting here now alone in the darkness and it feels like it will consume me. I miss her so much.
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I am an uncle but my nephew is literally autistic. 5 years old and doesn't talk and does village idiot shit and drooling noises ;_;
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>>38236440
Truly. Hopefully I can be a good one as well when the time comes. There's honestly nothing quite like a good uncle when you grow up, one of my uncles is a real cool guy, and his son is even better. I was about 10 or so when his son was born so I used to play with him a lot when he was a baby, and we've just been god friends since.
>tfw you got him into video games when he was a wee lad and he's been into them since
good feel
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I think that those roasties and staciesand maybe other grillsare become just the same little girls with chad. One girl told me something like that.
> tfw ywn make a woman to be little girl with you
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>>38236464
Just make every time you see her nice. You don't have to go all out all the time either, just playing with her when she wants to goes a long way. Are you on good terms with your sister by any chance?
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>>38236354
Damn, I'm a stoic person normally, but that made me smile. I hope you get more family time again some day, anon. Glad you had a nice time.
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>>38236423
I don't even know the teams but /sp/ macros always get me
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>>38236354
don't end up spoiling her bro
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>>38236526
This desu, nice to have a pleasant thread on here for once
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>>38236464
I fought the darkness bro. There is a way out of the NEET empty lifestyle. I still fight that shit in my heart day to day though.
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Why are you kissless and friendless op?
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>>38236354
Really happy for you anon!
Not sure if this will happen to me one day, but I don't really care as long as some robots are happy in their life!
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>>38236537
This as well, do special stuff in moderation or at least only on like Christmas and whatnot
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>>38236354
Yeah dude it's a good feel. I played b-ball with my nephew yesterday. I even missed some shots on purpose.
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>>38236561
for real, OP sounds like quality bf material. I'm sure he'll find someone good
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>>38236483
>Be me, unironic member of a natsoc movement
>My niece is a half breed Swede/thai
>She's a little spoiled brat that's very rude, even to my shy and childloving grandma
>Can't show any dislike towards her because people would assume that it's an ethnic hatred
Could be worse I guess
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>>38236354
Im really happy for ya this is great, even tho I would scoop your eyes out for buying some minion shit but still.
My nephew is 3 years old now, I can't till he grows up and we can have some fun time
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>>38236354
Oh thank god I thought that the greentext was gonna end with some pedo larping
Good for you man
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good to you op, i for once never got to talk or take care of kids and i am thankful for that.
kids normally will mess with you if they think you are weak and you really can't do nothing about it.
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>>38236521
>Are you on good terms with your sister by any chance?
she is nice. as I said she invites me every sunday to eat at their place and asks me what is happening at work etc. I think I would go crazy without her.
>>38236526
thank you anon it means a lot
>>38236537
did I fucked up? I am little afraid that sister will be angry with the ice cream stuff.
>>38236552
well I am not NEET. I hate my work and it is hard but I can pay my bills.
>>38236561
>>38236600
bad social skills I guess...I am counting the last two years to become a wizard
>>38236576
>tfw you will never have a son to do this
>>38236632
thank you anon you will surely have a quality time
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>>38236730
Op you genuinely seem like a nice guy.
Did you try going out and meeting people? My social skills arent that good either and alcohol helps me loosen up a bit. Either way good luck
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Tfw gonna end up as the weird uncle with drugs problems and no family who you only see at family gatherings
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>>38236354
You are a shit person.
You were not able to entertain a 11 year old kid, who is actually your niece, so you used your money to do it instead.
Just kill yourself before she will grow up to realize what a loser you are.
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>>38236871
>trying this hard to destroy a wholesome feelgood thread
You should kill yourself, not OP
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>>38236902
>not realizing that I am telling the truth
Kill yourself too please.
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>>38236941
Lmao youre pathetic. Take your edge elsewhere please.
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>>38236354
>>when they left I started to feel big emptiness inside, like I was a totally different person hous ago with her
i know that feel
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>>38237232
>implying any of OPs story is true
No you're the fucking pathetic one
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>>38236354
This actually made me feel happy thank you for posting this
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>>38236354
You sound like a good man, anon, I'm happy for you
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>>38236354
I hope this post helps all you robots understand how fulfilling at wonderful it is to have children. It also cures your nihilism
>mfw constant anxiety that I will never reproduce
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