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If you're having such a hard time getting a gf why don't

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If you're having such a hard time getting a gf why don't you just become someone else's gf instead?
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>>38236232
jesus christ her face is fucking ugly
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>>38236255

>her

Anon-kun...
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>>38236269
yeah I realised that as I was posting it
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>>38236232
But im half way there anon
>Become mtf
>Too afraid of being in a relationship and sex to make it happen
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Taking hormones and pretending to be a woman is retarded and I'm not interested in men.
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>>38236255
>her
excuse me?
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>>38236255
That is not a female it us a man that looks like a female it's not a female it's a man who has a feminine penis it is not a male it's a female with a masculine vaginas
>her
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>>38236293
>>38236299
I already corrected my mistake, stop bullying me
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>>38236325

>*bullies anon harder*
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>If you can't find a steak to eat why not burn to death in an oven instead?
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>>38236343
no don't do this please i'm sorry
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>>38236255
He's cute as fuck what the fuck is wrong with you
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reminder that project normalize is on full effect across 4chan since the beggining of july
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>>38236232
that's a cute girl with a delicious flat chest
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>>38236367
faggy anime poster, you're a girl already. Just transition you looser
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>>38236232
>if you have a hard time getting money, why don't you just give money to someone else?
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>>38237321
sorry that doesn't work.
You can't give something you don't have.

But as a twinky beta male you've got the blueprints of being a girl
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Important scientific poll for you

http://www.strawpoll.me/13385850/
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>>38237296
can you please explain to me your train of thought in this situation
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>>38237347
stfu u retardmoyer caconde
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>>38236345
well imagine you are in the middle of the desert, and it makes weeks that you didn t eat at all, if you continue like this you are going to die. Would you cut your hand to eat it then ? I probably would tho.
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>>38237356
i would rather fuck a woman than a trap, but there is no woman avillable :/
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>>38237401
you post submissively with a hint of "lol lmao haha ops look at me im so childish heheheh" just like girls probably do.
You roleplay pretending to take things too seriously in a comedic way which is something girls probably do alot
Then you post anime girl pictures as your avatars which is what you'd portray yourself as.

Basically you're trying to talk, act, and look like a girl
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>>38237456
then it's not gay to go for a trap since traps are nearly girls anyway.
PS. I believe in total traditional gender roles and family values.
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>>38236232
THIS IS MY SWAMP YOU FAG NO GAYS ALLOWED
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>>38237476
I guess you're right, although I do it more for escapism and to project onto a character that I like instead of trying to be more like a girl
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>>38236232
too late for me, the most I can aspire for is HON status
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>>38237540
>although I do it more for escapism and to project onto a character that I like instead of trying to be more like a girl
the character you like a girl so you're trying to be more like a girl.


I just defeated you. Now shave your body and take hormones for me
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>>38237525
what is gay about this?

its feminine
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>>38237576
just because I project onto anime girls doesn't mean I want to be one
>take hormones
i'd rather not fuck up my body, thanks
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I wish I could take all the kv robots in /r9k/, put them on HRT and starve them till they're skinny.
They all need to be gf material
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>>38237221
but trap threads have been on this board in full force for years now

are you new here?
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>>38237698
you're not lying to me, you're lying to yourself.
Fine suit yourself. Take the less fun and harsher route in life.
You'll miss out and remember my advice to you.
>I am 28 now I wish I had taken HRT back then

enjoy it
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>>38237644
trying to brainwash these lifeless neets into convincing that they will get attention if they become gay is evil.
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>>38236232
i want a gf, not become a faggot

retard kill yourself
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>>38237755
I did start getting attention after I became gay though.
Also, having a bf makes me happier than I think having a gf would. Both relationship wise and sexually.
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>>38236232
Where can I get canada t-girl vids streaming?
I fap with my tablet and can't be bothered to torrent shit
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>>38237746
why are so many people on this board obsessed with turning everyone into sissy faggots?
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>>38237801
being gay never makes anyone happy because at the back of their minds they know that they're going to burn in hell for it and 90% of the worlds population hates gays
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>>38237801
well guess you were gay to begin with. that doesn't mean that everyone is going to feel happier. I had some bi-curious tendencies but, I can tell you I got nothing but a shit feeling
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>>38237829
they want to build an army and eliminate straight people so that they will get the power and thus the world will be governed by sissies and fags and sjw's
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I say go for it. You'll be so hot and look like a princess!
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What does a trap taste like when you kiss them?
Sour or bitter?
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>>38237962
regret and shame?

original af boi
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>>38237874
I probably was. Dodged a bullet there because being a very submissive straight guy would be terrible. Helps that I have twinky looks and hrt might make me look more feminine too.
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>>38237257
Of course the chest is flat. That's a man, retard.
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>>38236232
wow wht a really cute trap. id suck her feminine penis for sure
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>>38237962
Taste like mental illness and suicide
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>>38237983
nah I just read on wikipedia that the vagina is acidic and the penis secretes alkaline stuff to neutralize it so I wanted to know where traps come in all this
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>>38238064
what does vagina and penis have to do with kissing? what are you a faggot? tastes like mouth. maybe toothpaste if the person washed his teeth
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>>38236232
>canada tgirl
This post was paid for by Justin Turdeau and the Liberal Party
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>>38237825
>canada girl
>girl

>>38238020
>her penis
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>>38238111
humanity is doomed I tell ya.
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>>38238099
does mouth really taste the same for men and women and traps?
In my doujins people can tell the difference by the taste

>>38238040
no that can't be right
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I've already done that. Now I try to forget that and just tell myself homosexuality is a result of being mentally ill, lonely and being a failed heterosexual.

Now i don't even masturbate and like to look at girls butts at the gym but I don't get erection. I really don't find guys pleasing to look at, I like looking at girls but I can't really pleasure myself or get hard thinking about them, without them being around a big greasy dick.
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>>38238111
>>38238122
>>38238125
>>38238099
>>38238064
>>38238040
>>38238020
>>38238019
>>38237983
>>38237962
>>38237935
>>38237911
>>38237874
>>38237869
>>38237829
That's the name of the franchise senpai.
I need to fap, someone please help a horny anon find a site which has some re-ups of canada t-girl stuff, my balls are almost painfully swole of semen ready to bust to hot trans-girls right now.
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>>38238171
shave your body and take lewd pics of yourself twisted into lewd feminine positions, then fap to them.
It works for me
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>>38238207
I have almost no body hair to begin with anon.
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>>38238222
Sorry but I'm straight.
The answer is no.
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>>38238171
>>38238207
Sometimes I go near my mirror, put my feet up the air so my hairy asshole is there, smell my feet, and just masturbate
I'm a dude and I ain't even gay haha
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>>38238271
>straight
>wanting to fap to traps
lad, nah
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>>38238271
>implying I asked you
I'm her for Canada t-girl videos fagit
>>38238273
>footfag
even gays think that's a shit fetish
Now mouth pissing is top-tier
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>>38238171
there's 4 siterips of it on pornbay which add up to about to about 1TB

>>38238319
tamashii is my waifu
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>>38238319
Men's feet don't even arouse me. and you don't get to rate my fetishes. bucko
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>>38238345
>pornbay
>needs a login
Senpai I just need to fap to some girl-penis why it must it be so hard (and at the same time going soft).
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>>38238355
>you don't get to rate my fetishes. bucko
tough. Pissing in Tamashi's mouth is top, you are way at the bottom.
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>>38236232
nignog I am a 6'1'' musclecunt.
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>>38238387
>not signing up to dl over 1tb of prime fem peen
nigga u dont even like shemales. get out my face
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>>38237738
yeah and that screenshot (the veracity of the original skypelog sauce I can't remember, and thus obviously can't confirm, but just the same) is years old too
lurk moar
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>>38238409
>not fapping on an android tablet whilst sat comfy sideways in bed pants pulled up between your taint and balls to put extra pressure and make you bust harder and comfier than you thought imaginable.
Fap for 16 years then you have the right to discern the best method.
Till then girl-penis video links.
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>>38238454
Oh shit, me like that pictore
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>all these predators trying to create an army of trannies
can I get an invite to your discord.
I know this is a movement. It can't be random.
I do it for fun from time to time but I want to be a part of this
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>>38238501
good taste
>>38238526
>being this new
/r9k/ is more a trender tranny board then /lgbt/
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>>38238454
Son, I've been fapping since you were in diapers.

Do you know how embarrassing it is acquiring chicks with dicks magazines from your dad's friend Mike because he perversely brought it up to you one day when your Dad had to go out of town for work and you were hunting, and the first couple times he thought you were just showing it to your friends (probably), and then it became apparent this was now your fetish because you were underage and the cornucopia of weird internet porn didn't exist yet, and then it was a horrible but kinda fun secret for a while, and then the day came where Uncle Mikey made it clear that you should stay away from him and you only saw him and a couple of Christmas parties and your dad's funeral after that.

Thanks, Mike. Now I'm a 32 year old virgin who fucks a sex doll wearing knee socks and pigtails. What a fun thing to share as the cool older bachelor. Beers, that Yankee's game when you called me out of school that time and lifelong mental illness which has made me irredeemably pathetic.
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>>38238624
To be clear, I wear the knee socks and pigtails.
I used to be 6'3 210 when I played sports and was still functional. Now I'm 6'3 140, and not even sure I'm still people.
It wasn't supposed to be this, I know that, but here we are.
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>>38238598
>>being this new
>/r9k/ is more a trender tranny board then /lgbt/
I shill trannies, SRS, HRT and traps for free.
I feel like alot of people are doing it.
Maybe it's organized or maybe it should be.
I don't want to be the one that makes the discord
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>>38238680
>talking to males (male)
nah
I'll stick my t-girls vids
>>38238624
Sounds like a top-tier early fap desu.
I used to fap to sex-line and porn dvd images at the back of Pc Gamer magazine in 2001. I didn't have internet till 2008 by which time I was onto JAV bukkake almost immediately.
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>>38238430
the faggot who posted it was implying it had just started to go down.

Think moar?
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>barrel chested
>broad shoulders
>6' 1"

>tfw i'll never a pretty girl
why live desu
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>>38237829

Divide and conquer, anon. Because they want to increase the number of demented freaks in society to destroy morality so that nobody will care when its revealed how degenerate those in (((power))) are or how much money they make of this shit and of everything else.
If they can normalize trannies because "they're not hurting anyone!!!XD" "its their bodies, bigot" that's another group that breaks off from the majority and can be controlled easily instead of a unified society that does not bend to this.Then they can push pedophilia in because "its just *love*" and do the same thing again.
They push this shit into /r9k/ because robots are desperate for attention and thus easy prey to try this. See >>38237755 and >>38237801
The idea is that somehow you'll become happy once you become gay or tranny, nevermind the fact that both these groups need lifelong medication* to combat how miserable they feel when they "accept" themselves.

Medication which costs a shitload of money, btw.
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>>38239040

>Medication which costs a shitload of money, btw.

Not everyone lives in America anon.
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>>38239040
Fibally a redpilled posted
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>>38239040
bruh I was just here shitposting, I don't give a shit about what these here fags do desu
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>>38239105
It doesn't matter where you live, it matters where the people who hold their patents and get payed for their use do.
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>>38239178

>implying it's normal to have to pay for medicine in most of the modern world
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>>38239195
>implying it's normal to have to pay for medicine in most of the modern world
Sure, anon, yeah, the modern world doesn't pay for medicine. Nobody makes money of it.

https://www.forbes.com/global2000/list/#industry:Biotechs

https://www.forbes.com/global2000/list/#industry:Pharmaceuticals
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>>38239356

In civilized countries they have this thing called socialized healthcare.
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>>38236232
Because I am actually an old ugly man and not a teen. I could have as a teen though. Often I jack off to my teen twinknesss.
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>>38239379
>socialized healthcare.
And who the fuck pays for that, retard? And why do you think trannies push for their HRT medication and transition to be covered under healthcare?
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>>38239437

The state through taxes. Everyone pays taxes and then medical care doesn't cost you a fortune like in the US.
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>>38239461
But the state ultimately pays for the drugs
=
$$$ for drug-makers
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>>38239437
We all do. That's called taking social responsibility instead of being an egoistic pig.
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>>38239437
the synthetic hrt pills that we get are very cheap and easy to produce anon
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>>38239615
Drug makers pay taxes.
And the tax payer normie can fuck off for forcing us to transition.
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>>38239681
>anon
Stop saying that in the end. It's like you want my dick.
Leave me alone.
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>>38239656
There's a thing called individual responsibility instead of being a hedonistic pig.

I can play this game too.
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>>38239734
But who wouldn't pay for the production of cute trannies?
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Lol frieza is a trann y
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Why is no one posting cute feminine penis in this thread?
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>>38240167
Because they don't want this to be a red board but it do.
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>>38236232
who is the absolute qt.3.14159265 35897932384626433832795028841971693993751
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>>38236232
>why don't you just become someone else's gf instead?
Because we were too ugly to get one to begin with. What makes you think we'd be able to be the cute gf?
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>>38236291
Same here. And besides, I'm probably too old for that shite, and even so, I wouldn't let anyone touch me. I'm pretty vulnerable as a dude already, so I reckon I would be even more broken as a faux-chick.
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>>38239195
>in most of the modern world
Haaa ure fucking delusional
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