Tomorrow is my birthday. Last year I spent it crying on the floor

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Spend $90 on cocaine and $10 on KFC

>>38233437
I don't know where to get cocaine, anon. I was considering buying an amazon giftcard to convert to bitcoin, but I'm beans on toast retard and wouldn't even be able to deduce the basics of that process.

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>>38233492
I'll spend your birthday with you if you want to be fren, what your discord anon

>>38233575
You are a kind person. However, the dying man no longer truly belongs among the living. The condemned is left with only the ghosts that will ferry him down into midnight.

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>>38233727
just rember always hav robot fren anon fren

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>>38233437
I agree with the KFC part.

Just get a bitchload of hotwings. Get yourself an HD movie rental on YouTube. Masturbate a couple times. Watch a dank documentary on Netflix. Troll a shitty thread on /r9k/. Take a walk in the park.

None of these things are particularly constructive. The bar, however, is set so low that it's hard to do worse than crying on the floor. None of these things are intrinsically more unhealthy than marinating in your shortcomings b/c that's the kind of thing that leads to suicide.

>>38233392
Buy an acoustic guitar and play my dude

>>38233891
I have one, but I can never play more than an hour until my fingers start to hurt.

Do drugs for the first time if you haven't.