WHY IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO FIND A BOYFRIEND WHO ISN'T

>>38231098
It's pretty hard to find a girl who's not fat and hasn't rode a mile of cock I hear.
Good thing anime and videogames are sweet as heck so I don't have to care.

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Obvious bait but people will still be rused by it

>>38231098
I'll apply to be your E-BF

Im a student , although it depends if you think 5'10" is a mantlet

>>38231098
so what are you looking for? (to get a general idea of youre problem)
where do you make contacts? (same as the first one)
who where you interested in until now ? (same as the second one)

>>38231098
50% of men are below average height, lower your standards

>>38231098
6' on 15k gbp part time so i can buy you stuff and spend time with you
pls respond

>>38231098

I'm not a neet, I make $45k/year, but live home with my parents. I am 5'9 though, but I have plenty of disposable income, about $40k saved up.

>>38231098
I don't care about broke or manlet. But childishness. I began to talk with a robot and seriously. Talking to him is like talking to a 8yr old boy. Everything is small talk and doesn't think rationally. Everything is about his feelings and shit.
> doesn't understand sarcasm
> don't know if we like the same stuff or he's lying to me to have something to talk about
> says things like cuddle! And we're talking. Texting.
Is he retarded?

Because gays don't have relationships, only sex.

>>38231098
I'm not broke or a manlet. Got a net worth quickly approaching 100k (USD) and I'm 6'1".

But I'm also skelly, so...

>>38231459
short answer: yes
long answer: a lacking father figure

>>38231098
>fell for the no manlets men
There's you're problem buddy

>>38231515
Thanks. Is every robot like that?

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>>38231098
white genocide is working

Manlets are cute.

>>38231098
probs becuase your fat, ugly, smell, are a horrible person, have a terrible job

>>38231098
>WHO ISN'T BROKE
It's not a man's job to provide for you it's [the current year], you're free to work and make money for yourself

>>38231098
I'll be your gf
I'm 5'8", definitely not a NEET manchild (I'm always the life of my local annual animecon and I haven't needed my mommy to bring me my tendies to my room in 2 years), and my 100k Good Boy Point/year salary makes me far from broke.

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>>38231459
tfw no robot bf to say *cuddle* to me

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>>38232006
i-i love to talk about cuddles in an original way

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>>38231098
Why, you ask? Maybe because pic related?

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>Falling for this bait
Kek.

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>>38231459
Why not get a bf like me that's self aware?

>>38231098
r u a boi?
that may be y

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>>38231925
>Manlets are cute.
t-thanks

>>38231459
lol you got an infp

>>38231925
But you are not a heterosexual female.

>>38233149
I'm intp. Can't stand f

>>38231459
>> says things like cuddle! And we're talking. Texting.
People do this, women do it more than men. It is perhaps more retarded for a male to do it. I hate it too, but I think those that hate it are the outliers.
Also your greentext's all fucked up.

>>38231459
>Everything is about his feelings
That sounds so conceited to say that

>>38233149
>>38233186
>bringing in your astrology for autists
fags

>>38233186
>Tfw you used to be INFP then you started becoming an asshat like your dad after visiting /pol/ and losing weight for other reasons, going well on your way to become ENTP

>>38231459
Stop being a bitter old hag.

>>38231459
>>38231515
Found the bitter xanax-popping late-20s undateable cunts

>>38231098
I'm 6 feet tall
I am a leaseholder in NYC
I make good money for my age
If you live in NYC and want to go on an date then please
respond

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>>38231098
Stop bullying me for beeing a manlet NEET manchild.

>be 5'2
>read this thread
stop hurting my self esteem.

>>38231459
Holy shit why are women so stupid? Why are you looking for a boyfriend here? Are you legit retarded?

>>38231098
tic toc roastie

>>38231098
Im joining the military if you consider that successful and im 6'1
>>38231098

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>>38231098
I'll be your bf OP, I'm a real man and you'll know that when I hold you in my strong arms as we watch anime in my room, you'll feel the firmness of my body as you hold me when I cry which is almost every day because the world is like so sad uwu

Mentally ill animeNEETS

>>38231348
If you have plenty of disposable income will you give a neet $700 to get my car fixed up

>>38233149
>F men want F women
>T women want T men
>F women want T men
>T men want F women

must suck to be a T woman or F man while still being straight.