Hey faggots, hope you're all enjoying staying home jerking

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>>38231094
Kek. Have fun getting STDs from degenerate coal-burning whores.

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>>38231094
Jokes on you pal, id never be let in the door and the bitches would reject me!

>>38231094
I am. 3d women and relationships are a fucking waste of time and you fell for the meme.
I hope you enjoy destroying your poor organs from alcohol, damaging your hearing, and contracting STDs, because that is what will happen
sage for b8 thread

>>38231094
you're an even bigger degenerate than us

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I've been to a club once. You can keep that whole experience all to yourself.

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>>38231094
I've been to a club once and was touching girl's asses in crowded places.
I still get chills down my spine thinking how fucking bad that could have gone if one started making a scene, never again.

>>38231094
>Clubbing
Fuck I hate clubbing.
I tried to like it, I really did. I thought maybe I didn't go out with close enough friends, or with Chad-y enough lads, or with enough hot babes in my crew, or to a big enough club, or an underground enough club, or a fancy enough club, or a hardcore enough club, or do good enough drugs. But no. It's always shit.
Fucking hot bitches is great, but not good enough to get me into another club. I would rather be here on /r9k/

And tinder means I still get to fuck hot bitches

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>>38231216
>>38231179
t. Virgins for life

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>get a job
>a month from me joining the company has a recreational day
>play sports for a few of hours
>shower, return to the office to drink alcohol
>hop in a taxi, go to a club
It wasn't my first time at a club, but I still felt a bit reserved about going
>arrive at the club
>reserved table, champagne, bottles of vodka coming in at a constant rotation, the whole shebang
>drink and talk about the usual shit I always talk about when drunk
>chad coworker (who has taken a liking to me for some reason) turns to me
>"Lets go out and find some girls hungry for some action" (sounded less autistic in my native tongue and when said by a chad)
>drags me out to the dancefloor with the other coworkers
>do a decent enough job at dancing, seemed to blend in with the drunken normans
>Chad keeps trying to get girls to dance with me
>can't be bothered, just dance for a while with the other coworkers
>female coworker tells me some girls stole the bottle of champagne she for some reason had taken to the dancefloor
>dance up to the stacies and steal back the rightful property of our company
>coworkers cheer at me
>boss and an another coworker ask me to join them outside for a smoke
>not even a smoker, but go out for the fresh air
>two black guys try to buy weed from us, even though no-one of us even smokes weed
I don't understand why chads think they can help 1/10 ugly losers like me to get laid, but overall it was a decent time.

t: failed norman

>go to a club
>pull out smartphone and go on /r9k/
Lmaoing @ your life

>>38231411
i absolutely give no shits about being a virgin. i will not go extremely out of my way and hide my intereststo please a mentally unstable shallow stacy just to fuck a disgusting, smelly arbys sandwich. you are cucking yourself for the attention of whores, stop wasting time on women

another sage for bait thread

>>38231411
Even though I'm not a virgin, I'd honestly rather spend my weekend nights drinking alone than get STDs from having sloppy sex with a used-goods whore who probably fucks filthy niggers every other day.