Hey guys. Im being sent to China by my parents for 6 months to

>>38230165
I wish my parents whould send e to China to make me normal
this is your chance to escape this hell, anon. Go to China, learn kung fu or some shit and then come back ripped and ready to beat all those Chads

Is okay, you go China, work in sweatshop 25 hour a day 8 day a week for two cents an hour builds character. Come back to Aussie when you normal, son.

I thought you wanted to go, Nisem. What is it? You want to go and work for pennies at a Chinese slave factory or you want to stay in Australia and earn 3 times as much being a comfy NEET?

I recommend staying here and being a comfy NEET. Maybe even go to uni and do a meme degree.

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Just stay in Australia. I promise you will reject moving to China as a Westernised Chinese man. Life here is way easier than in Asia. You WILL hate it. You WILL want to return in the first week. Trust me. I bet you can't even speak Chinese.

Get a fucking job and move out, dumbass. Stop letting your faggy slant eyed insectoid parents push you around. They don't understand why you're not a mindless drone like them. They never will.

>>38230165
timestamp nisem or i wont believe, arent you alread in china ?

>>38230225
Is this a painful smile or was he genuinely happy?

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>>38230225
You will seriously regret leaving Australia for China. There is a reason most people in the world are desperate to move to Australia. Forget the fact that you're a soft Westernised Australian. You can fix that. In China you will be treated like an animal, or worse. That won't fix your laziness, only you can.

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You should stay in Australia. You're almost Chinese chad tier. You could find a white girl willing to support you.

>>38230165
come to Akihabara, we can hang out.

>>38230165
You have your passport, now grab some scissors.

>>38230299
This OP. Burn that shit.

They've been trying to send you there since February, why haven't you gone?

>>38230255
I can't imagine that anyone would want to move to that island for convicts. Not only are the people rude and intolerable, ugly and repulsive but there are a million things that can kill you! It's booby trapped because it's a prison island meant to kill the people who stay there!

>>38230282
sorry just checked the tickets. It's too pricey
>>38230332
i kept stalling and being indecisive and i haven't improved my life at all since the first time my dad has asked me about it. They eventually got fed up with me doing nothing with my life and decided to order the ticket themselves.

>>38230373
Post passport and timestamp.

>>38230490
yeah do it gooky

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>>38230505
>>38230490
Mfw no one believes me.
No one cares about me

>>38230680
I believe you Thomas Wong. i think you should stay in Australia. Don't leave for China you will hate it.

>>38230754
Thanks man. I've been wearing the same clothes for 2 months

>>38230165
kek so you are that guy that gets posted on /pol/?
I feel bad for you son, i got 99 neet problems but getting sent back to the homeland aint one

>>38230771
Why don't you just move to Melbourne into a share house with some strangers and pick up a kitchenhand job?

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Is this your girlfriend?

>>38230808
was. i caught her getting fucked by another guy and ended it

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>>38230819
Good call. Do you have a Steam?

>>38230796
because i'll be exploited for being asian. No Australian born Chinese works as a kitchenhand. Any asian looking person that works as a kitchenhand is a foreigner being exploited by the boss for half the minimum wage. Then again, there's nothing i can do about it even if he does exploit me. Being an Australian citizen grants me no privilege.

>>38230835
Sorry i don't. My dota days are behind me.

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>>38230905
you'll be exploited far worse in china. why don't you just go to uni and do a meme degree and get on comfy study bux? you might even get a good job

>>38230917
that's sad i wanted to chat on steam messenger
i don't play dota i play other games.

>>38230165
>go to china
>eat some Chinese market frogs
>learn Chinese kung fu
>save cute Chinese girl from Chinese thugs
>become a man and travel the world with your Chinese girlfriend and ignore Chinese parents
>write book about it in Chinese

>option a: go
>option b: don't go

Pick one
It's not that hard.

>>38230819
some people have no taste.

>>38230279
>that's not an ipad
>its an iphone

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What are these Nisem

>>38231033
are you just waddling around your room with your pants down?

>>38230961
I know this will surprise you since im asian but my ATAR was 54.5
>>38231033
Vitamin D
Multivitamin
Vitamin C
Krill oil
>>38231091
No i took the pic with my pants down

>>38231184
That's not a bad ATAR m8. You could easily get into TAFE or a low tier uni. My ATAR was 68 and I still got a meme uni degree out of it. Sucks for jobs though. But that brought me three years.

>>38231184
I had the same atar
I'm studying BCom at unsw now

Look into STAT if your good with iq tests
Get into a shitty uni, get good grades for 1 year and transfer

You could even start at unsw regardless of your atar in a Bsc if you do well on STAT, take units of the course you want to transfer to

The system is actually set up extremely well for people who want to turn things around. I know one lad who's doing medicine at usyd post grad now who got a 62 ATAR

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>>38230680
The reason you get skeptics is because your story is now common copypasta.

I'll tell you the same thing I did last time. China is fucking great.

What's the problem with going to china? It's not hard to get back once you get bored.

If you talked to an irish diaspora who had never been to ireland and handed him tickets to ireland he'd be happy. Same for russians, greek, etc. Why is seeing your homeland causing so much stress and asshurt?

>>38231798
>I'll tell you the same thing I did last time. China is fucking great.
tell me more

>>38230680
If you take a picture of your passport in front of a picture of you taking a picture of your passport in front of a picture of your passport, I'll believe you. Also, what style of trainers are you looking at?

Come to sweden instead and be my qt husbando

>>38232011
Well i may as well ask you.

Im trying to buy normie clothes to make me feel more normie and perhaps more confident. I see a lot of people wearing nikes in the streets so i decided to check it out.

They're like $200AUD ( $150USD) and im thinking why not buy a nice pair of casual shoes for $200AUD? Why nike?

>>38232152
>Why nike?
I dunno man. But I have a pair of Nikes and they look pretty sweet with my skinny jogging sweats. Generally I'd say you'd better look into tighter clothes because showing off your body type is half of what makes people look good. You have a nice body so you should be fine. Also I'm not gay.

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>>38232152
hi nisem whats up are you still going to china

Your passport pic is vry handsomr

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>>38230279
At least post the uncensored version

>>38230819
Nisem I miss you please come back :( I'm sorry :'(

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>>38230961
Post the uncensored Nisem cock so everyone can bask in its glory!

>>38230680
You wingthe wong number?

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>>38231033
god nisem wishes his dick was that big

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>>38230808
>a decent looking guy gets a 3/10 girl
>i can get nothing

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>>38231814
People there eat noodles and rice like Irish eat their potatoes

There's a great wall there

It borders Mongolia, North Korea, and Russia.

>>38232212
>im not gay
>wears skinny joggers

>>38232744
hi yes i am.

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>>38230165
Post original chinese webms

why won't the mods ban this Australian chinese faggot forced meme like stanposting?

>>38233315
Because he's a kid, he's in a shit situation, and because fuck you.

>>38230905
What the actual fuck man? Just go get a job, it's not that bad. You're an Aussie citizen why not bum around the world like the other 20 something Aussies. Get jobs at hostels and shit and bang around the world. You're life isn't that bad if you pull your head out of your slump.

>>38233344
>kid
This nigga is 27

>>38233505
you can still do that in hostels? just ask in person instead of submitting a resume online?

>>38233557
>ask for the manager, look him in they eye, and hive him a firm handshake
Actually occasionally works in hostels.

>>38230165
So, you're the first to go. Mind taking all the other Chinese with you? Since most of them love China so damn much!

>>38230165
>"make me normal again"
Can you specify what they mean by this? Do you not go outside much? Are you lazy? Are you a social dung beetle? What's your issue? At least what's your issue as your parents see it?

>>38233595
This
Plus if you speak Chinese or any other languages the larger hostels will love you.

>>38233614
what do you mean? they chose to come to Australia. How can i take them back if they willingly came here? I on the other hand was born and grew up here for most my life

>>38233614
Australia isn't your safe space, snowflake. Perhaps you should leave.

>>38233253
I love a good game of chinese escalators, but that dude fucked up. He had a post or metal beam that he was careless with and it got pinned between the ceiling and the step on the escalator and the escalator gave out instead of the ceiling (maybe because it was press against a stud in the ceiling). That was his fault.

I saw the same thing in a webm from Germany where a dude dressed as Christ was carrying a cross up the escalator and did the same thing. It poked a hole through the ceiling instead of breaking the escalator, probably because it didn't make contact with a stud. He just ripped it out of the ceiling and went on his way being Christ and whatnot.

>>38233315
I've never heard of him before this thread. I'm glad I'm not in the know.

>>38233750
That was excellent analysis you fucking retard.

>>38233694
You're still Chinese, you look Chinese, your parents see themselves as Chinese, you will be send to China by them to become a proper Chinese etc. I would be far happier in a big mansion, yet if I simply walked in the owner wouldn't be very happy even though I chose to be there.

>>38233708
>sjw
>stealing other peoples terms
>using them wrongly
1/10 trolling.

>>38234145
what? im returning in 6 months its on the ticket.

>>38234236
That's what your parents tell you dude, that's what they tell you. Dude seriously, don't do it. They'll cancel it and strand you there.

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>>38234145
If Chinese people existing is enough to activate your almonds, then hell, if the shoe fits, wear it.

>>38230680
dude how are you this pathetic. i have never met a robot asian in my life simply because most are intelligent enough to compensate for being ugly, either through academics or some freaky talent but you're literally ugly, dumb and useless. make us look bad. oh btw i know you live in sydney.

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>>38230165
"It's for your own good, Champ."

>>38231184
>>38231401

>those ATARs
god i knew this board was full of brainlets. i dont even know why i come here, it's too bad smart people are rarely plagued by useless things such as depression and meme illnesses like anxiety.

>>38234485
Holy mother of strawmen. Nobody cares about them existing. Them moving into my house, shitting up the place and wrecking it however is my concern. I guess me existing somewhere else on the planet is exactly the same as me kicking your door in, eating the stuff from your fridge, redecorating your house, then trying to decide what's done with it and maybe throw you out for good measure.

>>38234528
Ahahahahahahahahaha

>>38231542
things that didn't happen. anything below a 90 atar automatically means you're not cut out for stem let alone medicine at USYD!

>>38234651
They're literally moving into your house?

>>38234528
>us
wew...wew...wew
i live in sydney? you're right, infact i live in burwood

Find the most attractive christmas cake girl you find, promise her marriage and going back to AUS.

>>38234797
hmmmm are you chinese?

>>38234636

>judging intelligence by their fucking school scores

>it's too bad smart people are rarely plagued by useless things such as depression and meme illnesses like anxiety.

either troll or actual brainlet thinking they are "le smart hehe no brainlet xDD" just because
they spent their entire time trying to get good grades for their percentage so they can feel like they actually accounted to something

if anything, IQ is a better generalization of actual intelligence, unlike your grades which just show how willing you were to learn or study the select subjects, by this i assume that the unintelligent narcissistic trait you posses is a decent indication of your IQ level, no doubtedly being below 118.

>the median ATAR score for 2014 was 68.95.

so nissan didnt try for shit and the other guy is slightly below average, by your "brainlet" definiton, only one of them can be actually classified as "dumb"