how can i get the most realistic snuggle simulation out of pillows

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>>38225493
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>>38225493
You can buy weighted blankets, which are comfy and pretend she's holding you. I just pile up pillows and blankets and lean my back against it and pretend I'm back to back with a gf.

>>38225493
>cut a hole
>buy a onahole
>buy a warmer
>buy some lube
>warm it up
>lube it up
>shove it in the hole
>pretend it's real
>fall asleep after fucking it

I was gonna say taulpa or talpa or however it's spelled but, naw probably not the best idea.
If you do it wrong it will go way way way wrong.