Can we get an autistic moments greentext thread? I don't

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>Mail lady comes up to porch
>Door is open just the screen door closed
>I forgot about this fact
>she rings the doorbell
>I scream out "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT"
>Look back and see her face.
>mumble an apology as she turns and walks away

> be in piano store because I can play the piano but Dont have one
> play song I wrote
> piano store clerk comes and says "that's a cool piece. You said you wrote that yourself?"
> FORGET to respond and just say nothing.
> talk with him about pianos and such while I play
> get bored and pick scab on knee
> don't realize i have blood all over my fingertips
> there's now blood on the keyboard of the $160,000 steinway grand im playing
> try to wipe it off but it just smears it all over the place.

> Clerk tells me that its time to go.

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just happened today
>friend is panicky and is always anxious primarily over schoolwork
>in group chat
>is often venting about homework and stuff
>tell them to sort themselves out and clean their room
>gets mad at me and texts me all this bs about their life
>tell them that I didn't mean it as an insult and told them it was therapeutic
>link them the Jordan Peterson video that explains it better
>unironically says shes triggered
>other guys come in and white knight and interrogate me
>tell them that I wasn't trying to be a jerk
>tell me to use emojis next time and write a paragraph on my "poor choice of words"
>don't apologize
>feel annoyed
I fucking hate artsy people

>>38225814
tell them to slurp shit and die

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>>38224889
girl talks to me in college after class, she asks for my social media account because im in her group project so i give her my steam info

>>38226004
I might, but, I've still got another year of this
The chick that I pissed off though is always saying stupid shit and one of the white knights is a kamina wannabe.

>>38225184
dont pick scabs then faggot
are you a literal child

>>38225814

This is why I stopped talking to people and don't leave my home.

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>get home from uni
>initiate ritual of yelling NIGGER over and over
>grandparents in kitchen
>dad dropped them off
>driveway empty
>tell them it wasnt me
>it was

>friend comes over
>doesnt even talk to me, on their phone all day
>i have autistic meltdown
>i throw their phone, smashes into millions of pieces
>their parents are making me pay $800 for a new phone