"So, how's the job hunt going, sport? You know, it's

>>38223778
because getting rejected online wasn't demoralizing enough I have to go in and make sure I'm worthless in person

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>>38223866
"Don't beat yourself up, champ. It's as simple as showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and displaying that 'can-do' attitude. What have you got to lose?"

>>38223880
People make a meme out of this but honestly this isn't such a bad idea.

Groom yourself, wear nice clothes, walk in and ask to speak the manager.

Sir I'd really like to work at this location and would like to take the first steps to working here.

Or just lie about yourself online desu. That's what I would have done if I didn't have any work experience.

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>>38223944
>Groom yourself, wear nice clothes, walk in and ask to speak the manager.
>"Sir I'd really like to work at this location and would like to take the first steps to working here."

"That's all there is to it, champ. But don't forget the handshake."

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>>38223944
Should you really dress nicely to work at Burger Cuck or McGag'n'shit's though? I've never understood this advice.

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>>38224008
"First impression's everything, champ. Show up, speak with the manager, hand him your resume, look him in the eye, and shake his hand as firmly as you can. Remember: You don't wanna forget the handshake."

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>>38223778

"JUST FIRMLY SHAKE HIS FUCKING HAND YOU FILTHY BIOLOGICAL WASTE IT WILL ALL END IF YOU DON'T SHAKE HIS HAND."

>>38224008
Honestly just show up looking like you give a shit in relatively good clothes.

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>started working at a grocery store at 2am stocking shelves

My life is over isnt it?

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>>38224325
"Absolutely not, son. Hard work always pays off."

>>38224325
As far as wageslavery goes, that shouldn't be all that bad.

>>38223778
Just signed the contract. Great job in the field I'm studying. One year left of my degree, yet my starting salary is ~15% higher than the regular starting salary. Dope.

>>38223778
I really don't get this meme.

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>>38224451
"Champ, you could either sit there and make excuses, or you could cowboy up and take the first step by speaking with the manager. Remember to look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. It's as simple as that."

>>38224325
Sounds comfy.

Orroroororror original

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>>38223778
"don't tell my biological son what to fuckin do ya hear? i may not have been with his momma and him for his 19 years but you better back off cuz he is MY SON"

Just applied to work at Subway and Papa Murphys. I hope you're proud dad.

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>>38224616
"Great job, son. But remember: You can't get a firm handshake out of an online application. It's always best to show up, speak with the manager, and give him a firm handshake. Simple as that."

>>38224008
No, it's not necessary if it's only fast food. But at least put a little effort into your appearance to show you aren't a slob.

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>>38223778
>decide to get CDL
>company comes in recruiting drivers
>ask if they have a location in <mytown>
>says they're looking for a dedicated local driver for that area
>pass my driving test
>show up in the office
>tell them i already heard the perks and benefits
>walk out 10 minutes later with a start date
BEEP BEEP just got my health care package and shit in the mail. you know you're a true normie when you have to learn what an HMO and EPO are instead of relying on state-sponsored Medicuck

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>>38224616
"when i was your age i wasn't doin jack shit! haha dont worry about your future son, your dumb cunt of a step dad cant tell ya what to do! better yet you should beat his ass for me, show him who the REAL man of the house is!"

>>38224596
>tfw no white trash welfare dad
some guys have all the luck

>>38224642
What if I get called in for an interview, will my handshake still work then?

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>>38224707
"It's all about taking the first step and showing not just the initiative but a 'can-do' attitude, champ. And nothing shows that like showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you want the job."

>>38224738
I'm really enjoying these desu. Keep up the memework!

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>>38225370
"Thanks, champ, but I'm taking you around town to look for a job -- and I'm not taking no for an answer. It's all about showing up, speaking with the manager, giving him a firm handshake, and telling him you want the job."

>>38223778
I have a career but for keks I am going to hidden camera and go into cuck jobs to do this and post the videos here. Let's see if this meme will play out.

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>>38225602
Will watch with great interest.

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"it doesn't matter who you are. What matters is your handshake."

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>>38225754
"If I didn't shake your hand, would you die?"

>>38225773
"It would be extremely detrimental to the interview, Champ."

>>38225824
You're a professional guy.

>>38223944
>Or just lie about yourself online desu

How?

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>>38225833
For you, Champ.

[deadpan]

>>38224451
Just another excuse to keep complaining and staying miserable. Memes, though!

>tfw finally got a job through based nepotism

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>>38223778
Absolute fucking quality op

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>>38225773
Uh...you don't get to apply in-store.


Original

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>>38223778
>tfw you're a disappointment to your father but he's too polite to tell you to your face

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>>38225993
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SHAKE THE MANAGER'S HAND, CJ.

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>>38223778
>no jobs nearby that aren't retail or farm work but you have to be social

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>>38226019
"Nothin' to it, champ: Just show up, speak with the manager, stand up straight, and give him a firm handshake. What've you got to lose?"

>>38226044
how do you do that when there's no jobs you can do available?

>>38226019
>oh no I have to do something I'm not comfortable with, might as well just leech forever

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>>38226147
"It really boils down to taking the initiative and showing them that 'can-do' attitude. Show up, speak with the manager, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake. Simple as that, Champ."

>>38226167
why would I work retail? I worked at a gas station before and it was shit. also I'm not a leach I don't get neetbux and I do shit daily for my mom.

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>>38226235
> I'm not a leach [sp]
"Let's not stand on ceremony here, Champ."

>>38226235
because "I'm not a leach I don't get neetbux and I do shit daily for my mom" is blatantly false. Washes the dishes doesn't cover living costs, let alone the social and freedom costs that it brings your mother.

Just grow up my dude, stop deluding yourself and hurting those around you because you can't deal with any kind of hardship.

>>38226294
>living costs
my living costs are next to nothing since I eat left over mostly that would just go bad. like i said there's NO jobs around here, I live in a shitty small town. I worked at the grocery store in another town but it was the same franchise so I can't work there. I even check cl but there isn't shit.

>>38226354
You're using internet right now, who pays for that? Not to mention electricity, water etc. You didn't say there were "NO jobs" you said there were no jobs except those ones you don't really want to do because they don't suit you.

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Do your best today, Champ-San! I'm sure you'll get the job if you give senpai a big handshake desu!

I like this meme a lot, but honestly dads probably 100% right. I've literally gotten every job I've had through friends, or literally walking into a store and asking for an application. Talk to the manager and ask some questions about the job so it seems like you're serious, give him a resume, get a contact number and call him back in a few days to ask about the job. Boom, easy

>>38226147
Buy a gun and a bullet

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>gave the interviewer a sweaty handshake

>>38226354
>no jobs around here
Then what does everyone do all day? Seriously if you know people who work, ask them to get you a job, or find out where people are working and go there

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>>38226430
AGREED.

REMOZE LAZINESS FROM PREMISES.

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>>38226415
Good shit, brah.

>>38226430
You've got a can-do attitude I can't do without. Say, what's your number? I've got a job in my restaurant I need done, you seem like you're up for it

the best meme to come out of this board is /r9k/'s dad

>>38226415
>big handshake
90 degree bow*

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>>38226462
"Then we'll try somewhere else, Champ. Remember to speak with the manager, stand up nice and tall, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you're the right guy for the job. What've you got to lose?"

>>38226397
the house would have internet and electricity even if I wasn't here. we don't pay for water. there is no jobs besides the grocery store like I said but they won't hire me same with mcdonalds. I applied there a dozen times. I did online and went in and got a application.
>>38226469
I can't get a job a hour away since I can't drive.

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>>38226542
>I can't get a job a hour away since I can't drive

>>38226542
If you get pulled over, just give the sheriff a firm handshake, look him in the eyes and tell him you need to drive to get to work. He'll understand.

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>>38223778
"Sport, going hunt job the how's, so? Manager with speak and person in there go to better always it's, know you..."

>>38226611
>>38226585
I don't have a vehicle to drive. I want to get a moped.

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>>38226625
"Champ, you could either sit there and make excuses or go out and give the world what for. The job's practically yours if you show up, speak with the manager, and give him a firm handshake. It's as simple as that."

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Come on, son, let's go see the boss. He's just a pawn, easy to manipulate like all of the other roaches. In fact, I already got you the job, but it's more fun to toy with him and watch him squirm. He's a good little puppet and he doesn't even realize you'll be managing him tomorrow.

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"When you're pushed, Champ, shaking hands is as easy as breathin'"

This triggers me.
Holy shit. How many hands do I have to shake?
How many no's and indirect rejections am I gonna fucking get?

Why is life so horrible?

what's the point of forcing this unfunny shit meme

>tfw my manager has started ghosting me
How am I supposed to give her a firm handshake when she's always conveniently not there when I'm working