>be sober >completely straight >get drunk >suddenly

>>38223103
Did you spread your boipussy?

really alcohol just brings out what was already underneath

maybe you're just a homo

>>38223311
Yep, we've got some news for you

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>>38223103
>be sober
>completely straight
I don't think so

does anyone else wish this would happen to them?
I always hope one day I'll wake up wanting something different in life, but I'm always going to be attracted to women, even when men seem like they'd make better partners

>>38223234
no it's never fixed my autism despite what people say, I still get too nervous too message someone, I just browse and wish

>>38223394
What state do you live in closet homo?

>>38223103
If your image posts commonly consist of anime girls you were already a fag to begin with.

>>38223359
Source? That boy looks great.

>>38223488
Mesu Nized Festival
ororroro

>>38223103
The only reason someone should ever make a judgement about what gets you off is because they're trying to help you get there.

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>>38223529
Thanks, got it. It's baffling how sexy teenage boys are. Anybody else here fantasizes about raping one?

>>38223436
texas anon and in an area with no cute boys

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>>38223610
No I just fantasize about being raped as one.

>>38223739
You might be a fag, then.

>>38223639
If you want, you can post your info and we can chat

>>38223610
Rape me anon

>>38223810
>Rape me anon
How old are you?

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>>38223750
That might be the case.

>>38223802
But are you in texas anon?

>>38224005
No, but it could still be fun

>>38224039
sorry anon not into erp

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>>38223103
Be honest.
Are you really straight?
Do you go on grindr because you know it's easier to get boipucci?
Yeah, easier. Why? Why do you think it's easier? Because men are bigger whores? Get real virgin boy.
Drunk makes it worth it.
But desu, even if you're drunk, if you're not a faggot, you won't go through with it. Unless MAYBE you just get a succ and you succ back. MAYBE.
Do you not realize that an asshole does not compare to an actual vagina?
A vagina is at least 100% better than a shitty asshole.
Not only in how it feels. When you consider shit like poopy up your dick and aids, its even worse.
I'll be honest with you.
I knew a gay faggot.
I only talked to him when I was shitfaced.
He would succ my dick for an hour straight.

>>38224101
But anon see >>38223394
I'm still too autistic to pick one up, I still want to such a cute boy then cuddle with him after

>>38224121
you're gay then
I was a desperate virgin too.
I can't cuddle with a man and feel comfy. A trap? Maybe. But a man? Nope. I'm not gay. Are you?

>>38223823
18
dbdhw

>>38224165
If he was soft and cute I could, but finding and then messaging a twink is impossible for me, same as messaging a cute female

>>38224299
I'm literally 5'8 spic 300 pounds, I can find a twink in austin texas in less than an hour to fuck. the fuck you talking about? you're a faggot, that's fine. faggots mostly live in meme urban cities in cali, oregon, etc. hell, even texas in austin has a huge influx of faggots recently. It's not your appearance, it's you. You're autistic. You're retarded. That's fine. You can still learn. Or if you don't know, just find any disgusting degenerate just like you to return the favor. Simple.

>>38224392
>You can still learn.
Literally teach me anon I'm actually autistic as fuck and have no idea how to message someone much less on grindr asking to suck their dick

>>38224436
I'm >>38224039
It's not that hard. Go on Grindr w/ a pic and you'll get hits. Tell them you are looking to suck. Ask for a cock pic. Once you find a good cock, ask for address

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I'm convinced that the phytoestrogens in tap water, plastics, and gmo food are turning you all into faggots. This is not normal behavior.

>>38224436
I can't teach you shit.
Aren't you a homo?
Do you expect me to give you a script to follow and hope to get laid?
This ain't a vidya.
Silly goy.

>>38224578
Then teach me basic human interaction

>>38224609
its all in your head
have you never had basic human interaction in your head?
how a conversation will go?
are you a normie?
how did it go?

>>38224609
I could help you out, but I think you won't follow through

>>38224645
>how a conversation will go?
I'll say something and they'll walk away because I'm so awkward and spilling spaghetti everywhere

>>38224685
awkward? fine
spaghetti? no
That's why you practice.
I'm not a chad. Nor will I ever be.
The hardest part is getting rejected. Once you don't care, it's easy. THAT IS THE SECRET OF CHAD!

>>38225117
>That's why you practice.
Give me some practice anon tell me what you've said that's been successful for one time hookups

>>38225295
call, don't text. texting for faggot kids, are you a kid? how old are you? im skippy btw

I also require help.
The basis of my conversations seems to be me just saying yes or no.
People lose interest quickly and I can't hold conversations.
How does one interact with people when they fear judgment from every word they speak?

>>38225419
I'm not talking about texting or calling anon I'm saying if I see a cute guy on grindr how do I talk to him without sounding like my complete sperg self

>>38225508
>How does one interact with people when they fear judgment from every word they speak?
Not him, but the answer it just to stop fearing/caring. I'm aware that it sounds like a stupid advice, like "just be yourself" or "git gud", but it's the truth. You CAN change your personality through sheer willpower. I know that for a fact, because I've done it. For most of my life, I was extremely shy and self-conscious, and now I can do basically anything I want. I could be naked in front of a crowd and not even feel embarrassment.

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>>38223103
I think you're a closet homosexual that is still finding himself, or you might just have a curious phase which women are known to have normally
Booze removes your inhibitions it doesn't turn you gay you sandy man
Or you might just be a bi which is more common than people think, bi's are not like fags that have parades over their sexual preferences to provoke people we usually just judge people by personality and looks combined

>>38225561
I get that but its so hard to actually talk to people as I have nothing to say.
Do I need to engrosse myself in normie culture to actually have something to talk about?
It's like 90% of conversations I can't say anything because I either have nothing to add or people have already said all I know.
And if I start talking about my 1-2 hobbies people think I'm nuts.

I'm literally the definition of lacking personality. How do I fix myself? I just want to be happy like everyone else seems to be.
Do I need to lie/act to people and just pretend to be someone I'm not?

>>38224572
Or maybe there are more homos and bi's than we thought before, it's pretty hard to be the first to stand up and say it when it has been a taboo for so long and some pride faggots are pushing their bullshit in everyones faces

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>>38223103
IM the Opposite as soon as a get self confidence i become completely straight

>>38223103
You're completely straight up mentally ill

>>38225517
Keep in mind, that on grindr. Most people don't want long conversations. Most just want to get into a bed quickly.
If you want help there I could help you, but don't expect deep conversations

Same thing but reversed here.
>Sober = exclusively gay
>high/drunk = grossed out by men, only aroused by women. suddenly want to enter a straight relationship
Why?

>>38225623
>Do I need to engrosse myself in normie culture to actually have something to talk about?
>And if I start talking about my 1-2 hobbies people think I'm nuts.
>Do I need to lie/act to people and just pretend to be someone I'm not?
The answer to all those questions is: it depends. It depends on your goals in life and on what kind of people you want to associate with. If you absolutely want to associate with normalfags, then yes, you'll probably need to learn about their culture and pretend to be someone you're not. You'll never be a normalfag, so you can only try to mimic one with practice.

The alternative, which is what I picked, is simply to ignore normalfags and associate with like-minded people. They're harder to find, but you can actually be yourself with them and have a good time.

But I must absolutely stress that the most important advice on life that I can give you is to stop caring. About everything. Once you achieve that, you'll finally feel free. You can take inspiration from Diogneses (though I wouldn't recommend adopting his lifestyle). You'll need a lot of deep thinking and willpower to do it, but it can be done. Stop caring. Take it easy.

>>38225725
Thanks for the advice anon.
I appreciate it.
My endgoal is simply to be more sociable than the wall and actually be an interesting person people want to talk to.
All my normalfag coworkers think I'm just a nice somewhat antisocial person.
I don't want to be like this.
What I actually want is friends and a relationship one day.
Hell id settle just for a friend.

I'll try to lose the fear of judgement, hopefully I'll find someone who just accepts my weirdness.