How does one get a girl like pic related? I want a gf like

Get rich or die tryin' nigguh

>>38221181
she definitely likes the bbc; so be black: no, not one of those well-spoken educated niggas, rather a hood nigga

>>38221181
>tfw you will never be a girl like OP's pic
I never asked for these feels, thanks internet

>>38221404
I try so hard to be accepting of other people regardless of any physical shit they cant control but when you people go around "HUR DUR LOOK AT ME IM A FEMBOT :33333" my jimmies get really rustled and I slowly lose repect for all girls on this board because of attention whores like you

Be like a famous soccer player or something

>>38222165
>LOOK AT ME IM A FEMBOT
but I'm not a fembot

>>38222263
O-oh I'm sorry
I didn't mean it

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>>38222263
>>38222392
seriously kill yourselves

>>38221181
She probably hasn't been in a relationship in years. She probably hasn't had sex since she was a teenager. If she has had sex, it was with a rich Saudi prince and it wasn't the good ol' in-n-out, if you know what I mean, she was taking some diarrhea to the face and camel tongue to the pussy.

There are 2 rules.

1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive.

>>38221181
Be black, be Pitt, or be dead.

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>>38221181
Be an attractive 8 and up Chad Thundercock, if you can't be that, then at least make sure you have a lot of money, drive a Lamborghini and have a $5+ million dollars mansion on Miami Beach or Beverly Hills

>>38221181
that pussy comes at a price ;)