>tfw no thick as fuck mommy gf Is this truly the worst

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>>38220763
i feel you m8, i wanna rail a milf so bad.

>>38220763
The general "no mommy gf" is a worse feel.

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>>38220763
Oh man it's been way too long since we had a mommy thread.

What are your biggest mommy fantasies? How would you spend time with her? Would she be more controlling or just generally supportive?

>tfw granny had alzheimer's
>wasn't really attractive but had a large jiggly rump with hips
>would forget who I was, and other shit like her own name
>probably could've bent her over and fucked her whenever I wanted with no consequences since she'd just forget
Wish I was I degenerate back then like I am now, I missed out on so many opportunists...

>>38220997
>Wifey aka Sandra Otterson
She's hot as fuck but her scenes are terrible. There has zero decent POV scenes.

To answer your question, I just want to fuck a thick mommy from behind, in the ass, be real gentle to her and bite her ear from behind and maybe whisper "you fucking slut" in her ears.

>>38220763
isnt there an imgur of her somewhere?

bumparidoo

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>>38220997
>What are your biggest mommy fantasies? How would you spend time with her? Would she be more controlling or just generally supportive?

It would be very casual. Like friends with benefits. None of that romance shit. Just 2 adults getting off with each other.

I could just grab her, pull her pants down, fuck her and cum inside, pull her pants up and them just talk casually like always. Sleeping naked on the same bed or showering together.

>>38220763
Got source on OP?

>>38220763
>>38220997
>Anooon, dinner is ready!
>what's for dinner, mom?
>something special today! It's a bit of a surprise. Close your eyes and I'll open the pan, then you guess what's inside judging by the scent :)
>Ok mom, sounds fun *closes eyes*
>*BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT*

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>>38222041
brap posters are set on ruining the world

At 26 I fear I'm getting too old for cougars. I never got to enjoy being seduced by a chubby milf.

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Technically mine aren't mommy 'incest' persay, but it certainly fits in on the fringe-

I have this fantasy
>a future land lady whos looking for a lodger
>sons old room
>he moved out and died in the army or somthing
>new land lady desperate for 'replacment son'
>she wakes me up everyday,
>makes sure I'm up and ready for the day
>always offering hugs
>wears sheer nighties and breeze kaminos
>skirts, low cut tops, no bra = recurring wardrobe
>bends over
>a lot
>likes to get drunk on the weekends
>bottle of wine and a movie on the couch
>she often looses her composure
>fondling ect...
>we don't mention it when not drunk
>did I mention shes desperate?
>leaves door open when showering
>audible masturbation
>end up paying rent in a 'alternative currency'
>i mean cum
ect... ect... the plausible nature of the fantasy makes it feel so good, such right, plus it avoids the whole degenerate incest part

>>38222830

And she cooks for me ALL the time

>>38222830

Noone else share this? am I alone? are we all alone?

HOW the fuck do you approach them?

I always see them walking around the neighborhood etc but don't know what to do

plus unless you see their ring it's impossible to know if they have a husband etc

just nail ur own mother desu
problem solved with lot of selfless love

>>38224295
that gross dude

>>38224992
only if she's ugly

>>38221096
>literally raping your grandmother with Alzheimers
Go shove yourself into a meat grinder

>>38226439
Fuck off crybaby little bitch

anybody interested in mom/sis?
want to talk abt your experiences, fantasies or just stuff you cant talk elsewhere?

vGRXhr

our degenerate sserver

>>38224992
if you have a hot mom or significant mom son bond, no problem in mating with mom

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>>38220763
that ass looks like cottage cheese.

>>38227335
>not liking cottage cheese ass
get lost faggo

>>38227360
I like cottage cheese texture ass sometimes but that thing looks awful

>>38227451
fair enough
orenbagnio

>>38220763
Isn't that Nina Hartley?

>>38222830

moar of her plz----654

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>tfw no chubby mommy to wear slutty clothes and make me watch while Chad breeds her

>>38228210
>tfw literally perfect milf

>>38228210
will u breed her with chads or just watch?

>>38228468
Only watching. I don't deserve the happiness that fucking her would bring.

>>38228497
u use disc cord? my man

>>38228515
No. I have nobody to talk to anyway.

>>38228557
want to talk?
i luv mom stuff too

>>38226500
Ur nasty and a bitch.

>>38228151
No, she has a smaller more nicely shaped butt

>>38220763
>>38220997
>ywn have a thicc sugar mama that will treat you like a sex slave by forcing you to eat her out and will sit on your face
why even live?

>>38220763

you can't tell me that's not a


BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

pose

>>38226500
hello tibber

Someone red pill me on these 2 trips?

I'm a casual lurker, but been around on r9k for a few years, didnt used to check britfeel so often and i've always ignored trips. Seems like I should probably learn about them if they're going to be the only topic of conversation.

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>>38221397
Hnnng, those nipples.

>>38231029
>>38221397
who that my man

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>tfw no mommy milkies

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>>38220763

>tfw first ever gf (from ages 16-20) was both a mommy and a little
>tfw she was actually thicc but not fat at all, same body as >>38222830
>didnt even know what mommy or little dynamic were back then, it just happened naturally for us
>one night she would be talking in cutesy baby talk politely asking to suck my cock
>the next she would be riding me cowgirl takin my hands and putting them on her tits and calling me a goodboy


i truly didnt know how good i had it

>>38220763

I want to see a milf with an ass this big get fucked by a horse

>>38231116
>had a mommy gf and still on /r9k/
Get the fuck outta here

>>38231116
>gf
>r9k
get the fuck outta here you wannabe

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap pfffffffffbbbbbbbbbttttttttttttttt pootpoot

Post more big ass mommies

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>>38231718
Are big ass 2D mommies fine too?

>>38232342
all mommies are fine, as long as they got a big tooshie

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>>38232360

is it okay if they're gassy?

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>>38232435
Please, no more braap-posting.

Imagine being the kid of one of those pornstars that only do mommy porn. How would you feel?

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Gib milkies, anon hungwy

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>>38232839
>tfw you will never know what it's like to drink milk from the source