What do you get when you cross a Norwegian and a Swede?
>a socialist who wants to be king
What do you get when you cross a Polack with a Jew?
>a retarded anteater
What do you get when you cross a Byzantine with a Scotsman?
>Haggis Sophia
Which tree grows niggers?
>Construction scaffolds
Who wins if a nigger and a gypsy jump from a building?
>Society