>walking down the street
>Hot grill is walking backwards to take a picture of her friends
>Bumps into me by accident
>My hand brushes of her ass
So long lads. I've finally made it. Feels good man
>I meet looks with a pretty girl for a few seconds
>start planning our life together
I think it's illegal to have this many wives
In all seriousness I wish I was asexual
>go outside
>hot girl in gucci shades in the back of a car
if only I weren't an ugly faggot