>Pretend I'm a girl in FFXIV just to get free items >Meet

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2017-07-07 09:52:07 Post No. 38217792
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Anonymous 2017-07-07 09:52:07 Post No. 38217792 [Report]

>Pretend I'm a girl in FFXIV just to get free items
>Meet a great girl who convinces me to join her free company
>Become best friends, do crafts, go questing, hunting together
>She turns out to be a lesbian
>Tells me we have to talk
>She wants to meet IRL and tell me the horrible truth
>Tells me she's really a guy pretending to be a girl
>My face when we're two guys who've been cybering lesbian sex for six months
>About to get in game and team up with her for a quest when my dad knocks on the door
>"Champ, your mother and I have been getting worried about all this time you've been spending online, and we think it's time you got a job. Get dressed. I'll take you to look for one, and I'm not taking no for an answer. Just walk in there, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him that you want the job."
>Mfw

Anonymous 2017-07-07 09:53:35 Post No.38217821
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>>38217792
I will never get tired of dadposting. This is probably the best one yet
10/10

Anonymous 2017-07-07 10:01:54 Post No.38217991
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>>38217792

>implying they hire men for HR positions anymore.

Anonymous 2017-07-07 10:04:14 Post No.38218030
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>>38217792
I wish my dad posted on 4chan. That would be hilarious. He loves to give advice unsolicited and has some backward ass worldviews. He would fit in perfectly

Anonymous 2017-07-07 10:06:11 Post No.38218056
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>>38217792
what server you play on?

Anonymous 2017-07-07 10:07:58 Post No.38218096
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>>38218056
Balmung. But I stopped playing two and a half years ago shortly after the Shiva fight was released. Was working overseas, so just didn't have the time or the interest to play anymore and haven't picked it up since.

Anonymous 2017-07-07 10:18:24 Post No.38218302
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