>be me
>working in Jimmy John's
>girl I like who works here leaves phone open on a counter
>open to a discord server
>not only that, the server is called Normies Get Out
>"Heh, you're on discord, huh?"
>"Yeah, my boyfriends big into gaming and stuff."
>mfw
She's probably reading this right now
who the hell goes on discord on their phone outside in the real world?
just text or wait until you're home, goddamn
>>38218272
the normies get out thing has long been hijacked by shiteaters
>>38217788
Could have been worse. She could have been pissed and screamed at you for looking at/on her phone.
>>38218357
This. Most girls would freak the fuck oh-...except if your....A CHAD
>>38218357
Fair, it was just open to it right by the register
>>38218390
I'm decent looking, just kind of a sperg. In any case far from Chad.
if you or her had any sense you'd both have quit and taken up the NEET life.
>>38218272
Doubtful, not a Stacy but still in normie territory
>>38217788
It's funny because that slag is a turbo normie along with her bf, yet they're two of the types who probably LARP as robots.
>omg I'm liek, SO lonely guys! My bf hasn't texted me in five minutes and Chad didn't respond to my snap!
>>38217788
Sargon and his kekistani fuckbois have appropriated that
now normies tell one another to get out of places
hehe, memes