I bet I'm the youngest person on /r9k/, I just turned 18

> implying that newfags are niot underaged

>>38217355
This window wiII cIose in 3 seconds...

i've used 4chan since i was 11 (i went from neopets to /v/ pretty much) and /r9k/ since i was 14. i'm 20 now and if you're underage using this website just leave now, especially if you're a girl. it gave me a lot of issues and in a way being here is like a self-fulfilling prophecy. if you're still in high school then get out while it's still gonna be easy for you.

>>38217355
I'll see if we can change that :^)

>>38216856
lol @ those gay ass sandals.

>be 15
>come here
>become depressed
>get raped by a robot i met on here
>become worthless neet
This place is toxic

>>38218577
holy shit are you me? i met a 23 y/o on here when i was 14 and we """e-dated""" until i was almost 18. never met up but he psychologically abused me and extorted me for sexual favors while i have him 80% of the money i got from freelancing and then my first job.
not saying that's indicative of all robots but that on top of the general attitude on this place smothered my self esteem as a kid by a lot, i have a lot tougher skin now but i haven't really recovered. used to be president of the debate team, 4.1 etc but dropped out of college and moved back in with my parents because i literally have no idea how to interact with humanity anymore.

>>38218577
>>38218798
how do you meet with people on here? like do you formally ask them for their address?

gewk

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>Be 3 yearsold
>Mommy stops letting me drink boob milk
>TFW when I have to drink water

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>>38219883
watar is gud 4 u fren

pls b hydrated fren

>>38216856
I literally just turned 18 an hour ago. No joke.

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I am not even borned yet.
My dad installed wifi and lost his phone celly banging my mom in the vagina.
Now I am the youngest shitpoaster on the chans!

When I get borned I am gonna get a van like this an start fucking shit the fuck up!

>>38219896
Go back to thinspo pls freg

>>38221499
>>38219533
>>38218577
look all the dubs

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>>38222000
LOOK AT THOSE TRIPS AAAHHHHH

I've been using 4chan since 10. Have gone to all boards. I usually go to /b/. It's been a few years but, I'm still younger than you.

>>38218577
>>38218798
plz look at >>38219533
I really want to see how you guys managed to "e date" as underage

>>38222153
BANNED BANNED BANNE DBANNNED BANNED BANNE DBANNEBDB ABENSB ABSNFBSMN

>>38222000
>>38222000
>>38222000
Ha!
This was me and I didnt even mean it
Total accident

>>38222350

Not them, but I used to be part of a Skype group of people I met on 4chan and one guy lied and said he was 20 when he was really 14, and e-dated a 21-year-old girl. It really is as simple as just lying.

As for actually meeting people, it's a lot more difficult now, but back around 2011 contactfagging and livestreams were rampant, so it was easy to make friends through 4chan.

>>38217425
If you're an emotionally fucked up girl do you wanna be my gf?