>She walks by you on a secluded beach like this. >As she

>>38214826
what the fuck her butt is wayyyy too big

Lipedema?

>>38214826
i say "fuck you harlot!!!"

and when she looks again at me i show her my dick and say "you want this, bitch, you want it?"

then idk what she does...

I'm not that stupid, she's obviously making fun of me

>>38214826
Her ass doesn't match her legs it's obviously fake

>>38214826
Looks like in skyrim when the hdt fucks up

>>38214826
>she passes she winks at you
poor thing is physically deformed and have Tourettes

Try and get her to go to my shithead cousin for her liposuction? Maybe he'd give me an affiliate fee or something. I don't know how most things work.

>>38214826
Honestly I don't mean to be mean, but her body looks deformed and she walks funny. She looks short and I would be wishing a malformed freak hadn't been the one to walk by and wink at me.

her ass looks fake as hell. if it was a proper thicc female i'd have to supress the urge to force my dick between her ass

>>38214826
>spend thousands on plastic surgery
>to look like a fucking hobbit
hmmmmmm