>"sorry anon, but your flacid penis is below the minimum

>>38214030
Like a flacid dick means anything.
Erekt is where the shits at.

>>38214030
ah shiieet

What's the story? Why is a hippie measuring his flaccid cock?

I sometimes wonder if there is something wrong with my penis because my foreskin wont stay on top of my glans like that.

>>38214030
I say nothing, but I curl up into fetal position and cry uncontrollably.

Ask if I get diapers for free in return

>>38214030
C-can I be given girl clothes, a collar, leash and a master too p-please?

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>>38214030
>going to social events
originololi

>>38214030
That's fine, I'm trans and chastity is a fetish of mine, but its decent size so you must be locking up lots of people?

>>38214161
A proper sissy buttslut would come shaved for this event, get out of my sight you scrawny hairy monkey

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>>38214030
Are you saying that small cock should get locked up, chopped off so they become women and anus to get fucked by large cock. So basically large cock gets to choose between fucking big pussy or female? That's crazy. So if my penis not up to size, I dress as girl and get fucked and have to suck?

>>38214206
>implying I don't shave every 2-3 days

This thread gave me cancer and AIDS. I remember the first time I had sex, my dick was still soft when she spontaneously pulled my pants down.
"That's it?" She asked me. I smiled fiendishly.
"Well, you've pulled it out already. Why not play with it a bit?"
She did so, with some hesitation. As she began to lick it and massage my balls, my penis grew to its full length of 6.8".
"Wow," she said with genuine shock. "It's actually... big."
She began sucking me off feverishly as I licked her clit, and we soon had sex.
"You aren't the BIGGEST I've ever been with," she said at the end as we both laid there, cigarettes in hand, breathing heavily with sheer satisfaction on both of our faces. "But you're definitely up there."
"Thanks," I said as I took a puff on my cigarette. I smiled, riding the boost to my confidence in its entirety.
"I have to admit, when I saw it I was disappointed. Buuuuut... You have a lot, and you know how to use it."

And that, my virgin friends, is the story of why your flaccid size doesn't always matter. There are showers, and there are growers.

>>38214030
P-press the bone you b-bitch

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>>38214030
like I could spread my seed at whatever event...

but imma girl

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>>38214389
> you will need to be locked in chastity
Did I stutter!?

My dic is legit 1" long flaccid

>>38214435
why aren't you locked in chastity?

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>>38214501
Alright, enough questions for today.

>>38214310
It's for the greater good anon. We can't risk you propagating your bloodline with weak, inferior offspring. Pussy belongs only to strong, superior, big dicked MEN.

>>38214389
Girls have chastity belts dummy.

>>38214030
>t-thank you
>immediately get harder than a diamond

>>38214030
This is my fantasy, how'd you know? The chick wouldn't be saying that though :^)

I had a girl I didn't know complement my dick size at a festival when I was naked once. Love being naked around others, man. I should check out some nudist shit, but I'm afraid it'll be all old dudes.

>>38214030
Is that John Green?

This is not original?