I really fucked up anons and i genuinely dont know what to do
>go to friends flat
>hes going away to visit family in Sydney Australia for 2 months the following afternoon
>invites me over for vidya and pizza night
>usual place is closed so we order from a new place
>XL meatfeast pizza and a donner kebab were greasy as all hell and tasted pretty off
>early hours of this morning we both go to bed
>suddenly need to shit
>had a churning stomach since the dodgy food
>Release a shit of monstrous proportions into his toilet at 3 in the morning
>flush toilet
>wont flush
>ohshit.exe
>try again and again
>panic and fish it out of his toilet and place it into the header tank above the toilet
whats going to happen anons? am i a bad person? what unholy smell is going to be waiting for him when he gets back?
>>38213549
>panic and fish it out of his toilet and place it into the header tank above the toilet
Why would you do that?
>>38213549
Legitimate question anon
do you have special needs?
Tell him what you did so it doesnt stink up his flat and apologise. Its gonna be fine, in a few months you will laugh about it with him.
>>38213549
just blame him anon itll be fine trust me
>>38213549
Should have left it in the toilet and told the cunt to get a real toilet.
>>38213549
>panic and fish it out of his toilet and place it into the header tank above the toilet
>panic and fish it out
>>38213549
fishing it out was the right thing to do but then you have to disintegrate it with your hands and throw it back in so it can get flushed in small pieces. your hands will smell of shit though.
>>38213549
you performed the classic double decker. Ususally you would place toilet paper in the bowl like a hammock to avoid fishing it out. Desperate times call for desperate measures I suppose.
>>38213549
>not sucking it back up your own ass
rookie mistake anon
>panic and fish it out of his toilet and place it into the header tank above the toilet
Fish it out the header tank and throw it out the window or seal it in jars.