"Alright, son, you've been putting off long enough. We're going to go out and shake hands until you get blisters.
Yes, now. Your mom's already in the car. LETS GO!
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOOOOUSE TONIGHT
>tfw purposely fuck handshakes up as a joke to cover up inability to handshake
You should see the look on peoples faces when I shake their fist. Bitch only THOUGHT you were getting knucks
>Masturbate in the morning
>Firm handshake in the afternoon
Every day you need to perform a handshake in the morning and before bed. Let's start right now. Doctor's orders, anon.