>chad brother is getting married >being the walking normie

>>38211526
oh and we're going to a 'pool party'
>I'm a ghost pale hungry skeleton covered in scars from being a teenage edgelord
>Then later in the holiday a fucking water park

And after this wonderful trip is done, we then fly over and go spend a week in Florida in a house with all of our and her extended family - who you would think are old enough to know better than 'DUDE DRINKING LMAO' but apparently aren't

You could ask to go to the strip club or brothel or w/e with them, then take a picture of them entering the thing or when they're distracted.

>>38211576
I don't want to blackmail him or anything like that

I couldn't give a fuck about whether he is loyal to his girlfriend or whatever - i just don't want to fucking go.

They're vastly underestimating the prices and i'm not being dragged to some place in the middle of fucking nowhere to pay $300 to get my dick sucked by some literal roastie through a condom

>>38211526
You should let your brother know this so he won't have to deal with his shitty brother ruining his celebrations with his whining.

>>38211661
I'm going tomorrow.

And he knows full well, he's been my brother for 23 years. He knows i dont like doing literally any of those things.

Just get fuck the prossies at the brothel and shit, if youre bored get drunk or ask for weed

I'm sure it might now be thaaat bad

>>38211526
Your family sound like pieces of shit, but you're autistic. Just tell him you don't want to be a part of his seedy antics.

>>38211661
He's a cheating degenerate normalfaggot STD vector so he deserves it.

>>38211726
None of that sounds fun to a robot. You sure you're in the right place bud? Facebook might be more your style.

>>38211726
yeah DUDE lmao

I'm already in debt, lets just get into more by paying 6/10s hundreds of dollars for a few minutes of awkward, condom wearing sex - sounds great BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>38211727
i am yes, i get that because i dont like any of those things i can be awkward to work around, but i'd rather have just not been invited rather than lied to to convince me to go (nah man we'll just be in the casinos, we wont drink that much, we'll just gamble and chill) and then turbo normied.

Wait for him to cheat, collect evidence and ruin his upcoming wedding.

Cheating degenerate scum

>>38211852
I live at home with my parents and so does he

You clearly haven't spent long enough here if you don't know how that would play out

So i ruin his wedding, he's now at home with me and my parents

Who do you think parents are eventually going to side with - Chad brother who is attractive, has a high paying job, is super cool and popular

Or autistic neet basement dwelling me?

He'd just find a new woman, we'd live in a house and despise each other and my parents would side with him and make my life hell

>>38211895
Don't let on that it was you. Send the pictures anonymously to the fiance.
Go to the bathroom and when you're coming back take a few pics at a distance like you're someone who just happened to be there. Make sure you leave the other normies out of the picture at times and just focus on your brother, so that it's not suspected that it was you since you'd be the only one not present.

>>38211526
>i 'have to go'
grow some balls and say no
jesus you are adult tell them that you think that this whole thing is fucking stupid and you don't want to waste money on whores and booze

>>38212357
leaving tomorrow so bit late for that everything was booked

>>38212487
you still don't have to go. it's your choice. accept it.

Remember to give every stripper a firm handshake.