Hi, /r9k/
I'm a 20 year old robot.
My parents are sending me to Guangzhou to live with my grandparents because they think I spend too much time in front of my computer and that I need to get out of the house. I've been avoiding thinking about it, but I leave tomorrow. I have to go, or my mom and dad will get angry and throw me out -- my collection of anime figures with me. They told me to look my grandparents in the eye and firmly shake their hands when I get there, and that I could ask them to buy me a computer when I get settled.
Please help me, /r9k/.
>>38210847
If you don't shake their hands firmly don't come back. Dad raised a man, not a pussy
I unironically like this forced meme
Good job op
>>38210847
just bee yourself OP also I wouldn't even try going on 4chan China has some really autistic censorship laws
>>38210847
You've been "leaving next week" for like a month and now all of a sudden you're leaving tomarrow? I wonder long it will take tomarrow to come lol
>>38210847
This is probably the best combination of awful memes I have ever seen, thank you.