Hi /r9k/ I'm a 20 year old robot My mom is sending me

>>38210172
Try and convert them OP, or else suicide is your best option

Better acquire a taste for drinking lad, it's the only way you'll survive.

Sneak out to a brothel and lose your virginity.

>>38210737
i'm afraid of drinking

Let the alcohol flow anon. Its the only way to get past the suffering.

>>38210950
>i'm afraid of drinking
Why? It's really fun, especially the first few times.

>>38210172
Are you the same guy who said he was going to Guangzhou?

>>38210172
Take lots of pics in the day to keep Mommy happy. Go to bed early. If she asks what you did at night tell her you partied, blush, and say you can't show her pics of that because you were too drunk or with a grill.

>>38210172
sneak away and hide in a hotel/motel until it's over. when your mom asks how much you enjoyed it you say it was fun but you forgot most of it so she doesn't ask questions of your whereabouts. i did this once when my mother wanted me to go to florida and become a normalfag by the beach. little did she know i stayed at a hotel never leaving, and when she asked for pictures or how much fun i had, i sad i broke the camera and had lot's of fun. try it yourself anon.

>>38210988
>get hammered
>make a fool of yourself
>vomit all night
>feel like shit the next day
great experience m8

>>38210172
I'm assuming your parents gave you some money for this trip. So just get off the bust, get a hotel room for a couple of days, and then go back home and tell your mom that the rest of the trip was cancelled because some Chad died

>>38210172
Go visit historical sites all day. If I had the opportunity to go to Europe, that's what I'd do. There's so much history there. Walk around castles all day. Eat some local food.

Normies hate history and find it very boring, they won't follow you there. They'll be too busy going to bars and night clubs all day and night.

That sounds pretty sweet though, you could just ditch the company when you're there and enjoy the free trip. Must be nice having rich parents.

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>>38210172
I would kill for a trip to Europe. Fucking go, you prick. Fuck the normies and enjoy Europe.

>>38211213
They make 80k a year. Upper middle class, maybe. The whole trip including airfare and additional food was 4k on groupon.

>>38211105
I don't have enough money