>order pizza from new joint close by >tell me I can pick

>>38209943
>never happened
Try again 6/10

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>>38209943
>get poor service
>still tip
Is there anything more cucked?

>pay tip for a carry out


why

>>38210029
He's probably into that shit where you give people your money so you can get off

>tipping for carryout
>tipping bad service
>tipping at all

And this is why tip cucks are the worst

>>38210025
Come on, you got to tip or they might become mad. It's against all courtesy to refuse tipping

Why did you tipped? ?f

>>38210097
>Come on, you have to give Chad/Tyrone your wife to breed or they might become mad. It's against all courtesy to keep your wife to yourself.

>>38209943
You paid for the pizza why the fuck do greedy Americans expect more money for just doing their jobs?

>>38210201
Americans are literally the most cucked people on earth

Now wait for the obligatory "tipping is alpha" charade they always pull

Well. Shit service greentext general I thought mignt fit in here. Go ahead guys. Tell away

>be chef
>some faggot calls and had the audacity to ask for pineapple
>go along with it and tell him 20 minute, (seriously who would eat this?)
>start making pizza for this fat family that came in
>the guy actually showed up
>consider killing him but those fatties are still here
>Play dumb, hopefully he can understand social cues and come to his sense
>Finally give in and make that abomination
>spent the entire time contemplating killing myself with the slicer
>the autist gives me the money from his duct tape wallet, at least he tipped
>feel like i prostituted myself, but he's leaving at least
>After the door closes and he's outside he yells about cum or something
I hate when retards come here

>>38209943
>tip
>you're the one who went and picked up the pizza
>the faggots didn't even start your food

Why? Tips are for delivery, and waiters. Which is why I never eat at restaurants or have my pizza delivered.

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>>38209943
Reminds me of the time I ordered pizza delivery with a few sides, I paid online. They arrive with my pizza and sides, as hes handing them over hes like "Oh btw we didn't have the 1 type of side you wanted so we gave you some other side instead :^)"

>>38210639
>feel like i prostituted myself
That's because you are, you work in low class garbage food industry. A trained monkey can do what you do.

>order pizza
>have minor mishap
>overreact and never go back
I did it reddit, where's my prize?

>The pizza was really good. It's a shame I can never return
Cracked me up teebeeaych

>>38210639
Haha that's hilarious anon. Well memed.

>>38210765
Thank you. Finally someone who can appreciate a good story

>>38210639
5/10
Good enough for r/4chan