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Hello, robots. I took a few months leave from the boards and

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Hello, robots. I took a few months leave from the boards and I figured I'll deliver a greentext of an adventure I had while away of attempting to help preserve the newest generation of girls.
>be me
>be 22 year old shut in
>my father is a pretty popular guy
>Brad more than Chad
>"Anon, you need to go out this is unhealthy."
>He pushes this every other day
>finally he pushes me to to his friends party one Saturday
>adult house party
>even though I don't go outside I'm pretty partial to drugs
>anxiety acting up badly
>I've been pretty indifferent about being alive lately so I take a lot of Tylenol 3 and Captain Morgan
>A LOT
>walking through party waiting for it to kick in
>see dad's friend's little brother
>he's the most annoying fucking juggalo
>I avert my eyes before he sees me
>BUT WAIT
>his little fucking 12 year old daughter is here
>this is a very intense party
>men in drag
>Chad and Stacey making out everywhere
>people are getting naked
>obviously drugs and alcohol everywhere
>he is bragging his gf who is younger than me dressed the little girl
>little girl is wearing short shorts and a ripped revealing Pink Floyd shirt
>I am mortified in my mildly buzzed stupor
>hero complex kicking in and mixing with muddled brain
>"I have to protect her!"
>flood of spergy anger at normalfags
>I actually know the girl fortunately
>I used to babysit her
>I walk over
>"OH. Hello, anon. I haven't seen you in a long time. I missed you."
>she starts telling me about her middle school life
>boys she likes and her "besties"
>normie kid but seems ok
>my vision starts splitting
>remember I took drugs
>oh boy.jpg
(to be continued)
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>>38204846
O shit niggy dis gun b gud
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I am patiently awaiting the continuation of this plotline
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(Continued.)
>shame setting in
>wishing she didn't have to see me intoxicated either
>realize it isn't half as bad as current party happenings
>her dad is getting high in front of her
>"Hey. Do you want to go upstairs and talk? This music is really loud."
>she agrees
>I head upstairs in front praying chad and Stacey aren't fucking up there
>coast is clear
>drugs getting really bad now
>I know I ODed but not enough to die
>it's getting late anyway
>she's obviously tired
>I know I'll go to sleep soon
>we sit on a sofa
>I turn on some relaxing Bowie
>"Your hair is so long, anon. Can I play with it?"
>"Uh. Sure."
>she throws her legs in my lap and begins touching my hair
>seems weird bit ok
>("she's j-just a good kid, r-right?)
>I really am completely out of it at this point but she seems sleepy
>feel relieved I got her out the party
>suddenly she gets in my lap and hugs me
>("relax, self, she isn't being weird")
>literally have lost sight now
>"Anon, you're so cute. You're so shy but I think you're beautiful."
>"uhhh"
>she is stroking my hair and I can feel her breath
>I start to feel sick
>she kisses my shoulder
>OhBoyJailTime
>I physically can't move
>I essentially roofied myself and am going to be molested by a 12 year old to David Bowie
>she won't stop rubbing my abdomen all over
>then I hear footsteps
>it's her dad
>yep, straight to jail, I knew it
>"Come on, kid, we gotta get home."
>unphased by his kid straddling me
>she kisses my cheek and jumps up
>"Bye, anon!"
>she runs away
>I pass out around 15 minutes later probably
>wake up in a few hours
>remember
>vomit
>2 weeks later her dad took her phone for sexting girls
Is there any hope for sexual innocence, robots?
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>>38204953
>>38205084
Sorry it took a minute.
Had to use phone to type.
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Well obviously her father is a degenerate that ought not to raise kids. Getting her as far away from him and his lifestyle is best to save her but she might already be fucked up. Have hope though, you've experienced a cosmically uncommon thing that doesn't reflect very much of society.
Could your dad be any help?
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>>38205180
My father is also a degenerate who tried to raise me to be one so no.
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>>I essentially roofied myself and am going to be molested by a 12 year old to David Bowie
>I essentially roofied myself and am going to be molested by a 12 year old to David Bowie
>I essentially roofied myself and am going to be molested by a 12 year old to David Bowie
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>>38205524
I do not understand your reaction, anon.
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>>38205597
>I essentially roofied myself and am going to be molested by a 12 year old to David Bowie

Seems strange that your dad invited you to such a party anon? Tell me where you're from so I can avoid this degeneracy
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