>Go to Fred Myer
>Steal some food and a vidya controller
>Backpack made it obvious
>Loss prevention blocks my path
>"Sir you need to come with us"
>Go to the backroom
>Get asked for my name and where I live
>Manager speaks with me and tells me I need to pay for all this
>Make up some BS excuse that I'm broke and homeless
>The Manager buys it
>"Son I see a bright future in you. I won't call the cops but don't ever let me see you come to my store ever again"
>Basically got a slap on the wrist
GODDAMN I LOVE BEING WHITE
>>38201288
That only happens if you're a teen tho
As an adult you usually end up getting a court date from a police officer for petty thefts
>>38201324
Except I'm 21 but I do look younger than my age
>Fred Myer
You're lucky you're in Washington, here regardless of youre skin color, they'd just think you're a drug dealer.
My friend and I were walking around a Fred Myer in Ballard and loss prevention followed us the entire time, then approached us to tell us we looked suspicious as fuck and told us to gtfo
>>38201557
*addict rather than dealer
>Ran track in high school
>mfw I outrun everyone the grocery store cucks throw at me