>fell for the "having sex will change you as a person

>>38199547
You mean it doesn't make you feel better about yourself? At least you don't have to worry about people finding out that you are a virgin now. Isn't that life changing?

>>38199547
it changed me as a person by making me exponentially unhappier after discovering how immensely overhyped it is

>>38199547
It does though. Once you realize there's someone out there who wants to fuck you, you realize everybody is stupid and nothing really divides you and them. You're all filthy, ugly shaved monkeys.

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>>38199547
I did too, just became more depressed after losing my v card to random tinder chick.

>>38199579
No one gives a shit if you're a virgin.

t. guy who has had the opportunity to test people's reactions

The only person who has ever cared in my life was a nigger who, not kidding, later that month got arrested for beating a woman.

I just lost my virginity to a 15 year old girl

Shit was amazing she moaned lots and called me daddy.

>>38199651
I like me some fire emblem memes

Having sex wrecked my confidence. I discovered that my dick doesn't work, probably because I jerked off to increasingly fucked up porn and hentai multiple times a day for over a decade. I blamed my softness on the booze and fucked her with my morning wood, and I couldn't feel anything on my dick and had to fake an orgasm when my boner began to subside. I've been trying to nofap for a while now but it's just been a constant cycle of binge and relapse. I'm absolutely terrified of sex.

>>38200699
Today a girl touched me and i got a boner. But i also have been jacking off for a decade deathgrip style to fucked up shit. Will my dick work or nah?