>you are walking home with your robo-waifu when a pack of chads push you over and attack her with baseball bats. They run away yelling at you to get a real girlfriend. She's lying on the ground, crying. She's crying because she will never be human enough.
What do you do?
>>38199458
If my robo-waifu is crying then she is defective. Guess i am going to film her crying to use this as evidence that she is actually defective and later i am going to sue production company.
>>38199458
Dude I ain't a beta cuck, I'll fuck em up for attacking my waifu
Fuck that robo pussy
>>38199506
Also i wont buy a robot without any self defense mechanisms
>implying my robo-waifu wouldn't have a gatling gun attached to its arm and all sorts of defense mechanism
Those chads would be mince meat.
>>38199536
>>38199564
Gun and weapon laws still apply in the future.
>>38199458
Bring her home, repair her, upgrade her with some self-defense systems, then proceed to pleasure her, reminding her that she will always be superior to biocunt and nothing could ever replace her.
>>38199633
All Defense mechanism of my robo-waifu will be within law limits.
>>38199633
SHALL
NOT
BE
INFRINGED
ORIGINALLY
>>38199633
There won't be any gun laws in the future. We're moving towards evidence-based legislation and that means no restrictions unless it can be proven statistically that they will affect gun crime.
>>38199753
>USfag
kys
>>38199458
I pick up the bat and finish the job. Robots don't have sentience and shouldn't act like it.
>>38199780
Do you enjoy it when every single study proves you wrong and there's no statistical basis to your argument? Might as well be alt-right at that point.
please go to my thread
we got a nice CYOA
>>38199711
>>38199458
I CC. If they tried that shit I'd kill every single one of them.
>>38199853
Whatever suits your worldview
>>38199458
I'm assuming they don't actually manage to break her with simple baseball bats.
I pick her up, hug her and we continue walking home. I check her to make sure there's no minor damage, and then continue on as if nothing happened. She can tell from my attitude that she is all I need. The doubts placed in her mind by the robo-racist chads fade away.
And then I fuck her. And she is happy to fulfill her purpose.
>>38199458
>Confirmed Violation of the NAP
>Robo-Waifu, Robo-Dog and every machine within a km of the act instantly acknowledge the aggression
>Mail instantly arrives to my neural implant
>It's our Deus Machina, Ai-Chan
>"Anon-kun, you have my blessing"
>Chads realize they fucked up
>"YorHa Unit 177S, You are authorized to use full lethal force on chads, deactivate Asimov Protocols, Wipe them out!"
>10 seconds later
>"I guess the state will pay for the cleaning of this mess"
>Spend night caressing robo-waifu, telling her she doesn't need to be too human
>feels good to live in the future where Machines rule.
>>38199934
Not my worldview. The rational (facts and statistic-based, nonpartisan) worldview. Do you dislike science and facts?
Maybe instead of a robot, you should go for a roastie, they prefer feelings over hard facts too.
>>38200005
I want to live in this future.
>>38200007
Yurofags are incapable of understanding man, just let them live in their delusion. As long as I can keep my guns here in the greatest nation on Earth, they can ban butter knives where they live for all I care.
>>38199458
>having a weak waifu
It would take more then some bats.
>>38200007
> facts and statistic-based
Show it.
>they prefer feelings over hard facts too.
The way you thrown that line in sounds like a huge insecurity, that kind of insecurity where you need constantly to prove how much of an edgy "intellectual" you are by using useless pathos.
Anyway if you see yourself as such a rational person who thinks only in facts, how about showing these facts/stats instead of trying to impress everyone with cheap pathos?
>>38199458
You tried this thread before, let's hope it does better this time!
>how could this happen on the date you and her wete both looking forward to?
>>38201251
>her wete
What were you trying to say? Here's another anyways.
>>38199458
>Help her up and carry her broken body to my place
>Let her power down on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her repairs when she powers up
>Ask her if she's ok
>You don't have to say anything, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl full of batteries
>Ask if she needs a dicking
>Tell her to jerk me off
>>38199458
>super cute robo waifus become reality
>feminist cunts won't let you have custom made teenage ones dressed as school girls
The way these things will be regulated will be sickening.
Watching anon with the machine, it was suddenly so clear. The terminator, would never stop. It would never leave him, and it would never hurt him, never shout at him, or get drunk and cheat on him, or say it was too busy to play vidya with him. It would always be there. And it would die, to protect him. Of all the would-be gfs who came and went over the years, this thing, this machine, was the only one who measured up. In an insane world, it was the sanest choice.
I just want a cute robo-waifu. Why must I suffer like this?
>>38199853
>places with low gun crime have no guns
>MOST GUN PROBLEMS are in US and 3rd world countries
Hmmmm makes you think
>>38201759
I want one too anon, maybe the singularity will come and give us waifubots.
>>38202068
>US
In states with the most gun control. In fact the two safest states are NH and Maine which have constitutional carry and zero (0) restrictions aside from those required by federal law.
>3rd world countries
Have strict gun control, even more than most of Europe.
>Europe
Is not a single state, despite EU trying to turn it into the 4th Reich. Has perfectly safe places where you can carry a gun and shitty ones where all guns are banned.
Crime is ONLY affected by socioeconomic factors. Gun control does NOT affect it either positively or negatively. Which means all the arguments for banning guns are based on emotions (and said legislation is usually proposed by roasties and supported by them).
>>38199458
>He hasn't equipped her waifu with an alpha refractor.
>>38199753
>guns have zero effect on gun crime
>>38203630
They do. Take a look at statistics instead of "lol americans shoot up schools XDDD"
>>38203657
>man getting shot in the face has nothing to do with him getting shot with a gun
>>38203675
Gun legislation, not the inanimate objects themselves, you stupid ass fuck.
Ever wondered why you're so lonely? Maybe it's because you have a low IQ.